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>be me at home sitting at the 'puter & browsin the 'chon
>gf comes in the room looking for something
>tell her idk where it is
>she gets a bit agitated, tells me i should stop misplacing stuff and whatnot
>not having it today, grab a nearby comb and get up from my chair and face her, pretending the comb is a microphone
>"Alright LISTEN UP" point at her while using the "mic"
>gf confused at the sudden change in tone
>"You think you can just enter my ring and talk that kind of smack to ME?"
>...
>"I know the type of jabronis that enter my ring. And you, well, you're no different than the rest."
>gf pissed
>don't stop, look at the window thinking its a crowd
>keep cutting into her
>getting louder and louder while pacing around the ring, i mean room
>i close my room door so she can't get out
>hell in a cell baby
>"But it's ok, because on *day of my brothers upcoming wedding* you'll understand why I'm gonna become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion."
>gf confused and scared
>"So the next time you think about crossing my path i guarantee i will give you and the WWE universe something to remember"
>start hearing crowd cheers in my head, this gives me an idea
>stare at her for 3 seconds
>she looks scared
>this is it
>pick her up and powerbomb her on my bed
>THUD
>crowd goes nuts
>gf recovers, pushes me out of the way and i fall (i took a bump) and leaves the room
>this happened yesterday and she still won't talk to me
i need to get off this fucking board
>gf comes in the room looking for something
>tell her idk where it is
>she gets a bit agitated, tells me i should stop misplacing stuff and whatnot
>not having it today, grab a nearby comb and get up from my chair and face her, pretending the comb is a microphone
>"Alright LISTEN UP" point at her while using the "mic"
>gf confused at the sudden change in tone
>"You think you can just enter my ring and talk that kind of smack to ME?"
>...
>"I know the type of jabronis that enter my ring. And you, well, you're no different than the rest."
>gf pissed
>don't stop, look at the window thinking its a crowd
>keep cutting into her
>getting louder and louder while pacing around the ring, i mean room
>i close my room door so she can't get out
>hell in a cell baby
>"But it's ok, because on *day of my brothers upcoming wedding* you'll understand why I'm gonna become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion."
>gf confused and scared
>"So the next time you think about crossing my path i guarantee i will give you and the WWE universe something to remember"
>start hearing crowd cheers in my head, this gives me an idea
>stare at her for 3 seconds
>she looks scared
>this is it
>pick her up and powerbomb her on my bed
>THUD
>crowd goes nuts
>gf recovers, pushes me out of the way and i fall (i took a bump) and leaves the room
>this happened yesterday and she still won't talk to me
i need to get off this fucking board
