I fucking hate this shut more than anything else in wrestling ever. People say “oh if they just had Swerve with them…” NAH NAH! he sucks and would add nothing to hide the amount of non-talent they collectively exhume.

I hate Slop Dolla the most. You know that feeling you get when WWE forces a super depressing Make A Wish video on you in the middle of a show where they show kids who are dying dressed up as wrestlers? That’s how I feel everytime Slop is on screen. I just wanna enjoy wrestling and usually laugh at the bad shit but this fucking obese waste of oxygen is like watching a tumour consume a loved one every time he has a match. It’s painful, and pitiful.

I hate HHH for forcing these cunts on us after Vince made the undoubtably correct decision in letting all of them go. I can understand people liking some really cringe shit in wrestling, but I will never understand what anyone including GAYtch sees in Shit Row.