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Wrestling animals from most to least KWAB:
>The Bulldogs from the Kennel from Hell Match - No sold the match, made the crowd pop by pissing everywhere, fucked during the match, didn't give a fuck, absolute Chads. Based.
>Twopawz - Has a good instagram following, social media famous, has merch, gets to rest on Nattie's tits, no kwab
>Chloe - Is responsible for actively helping Torrie Wilson win matches. No kwab.
>Frankie the Parrot - Flapped his wings and danced during Koko B. Ware's entrance, no kwab
>Fifi - Was just kinda there, wasn't really around for long
>Pharaoh - Got scared by pyro during Cody's entrance. KWAB.
>Damien - Sat and slowly starved and rotted in Jake's garage. KWAB.
>Larry the Dog - Got choked by Kenny Omega. KWAB.
>Batista - Not a real animal but at least is in some famous movies. KWAB
>George Steele - Not a real animal. KWAB.
>British Bulldog - Not a real animal. KWAB
>Pepe - Got eaten by Al Snow. KWAB
>Larry Steve the Pig - Used as a vanity pet by Alexa Bliss to be paraded around on social media in a "TEEHEE, look how QUIRKY I am, I have a pig!" was actively fed junk food constantly. Became morbidly obese. Was exploited as he was dying by Alexa for pity points as she lectured everyone on how "heartless" they were even though they were offering to bring him to a vet or bring vets to him and she was like "NOOOO he has to see a PIG vet". Died under its own weight from neglect. Alexa proceeds to exploit his death for sympathy. Lived an overall miserable life trapped in a house eating shit all day and having phones pointed at him right until his dying moments. Ultra KWAB.
