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>School time's over, sit down and shut up. Later on tonight, there's gonna be a costume party down at Kyle's house for the best-dressed award, whatever whatever, it's not important. The fact of the matter is, this Monday on Halloween the winner of that contest will come face to face with this. And to make sure that my man was right, last year I put him to the test. I had my mom call out to Walmart - to some associates of ours - mom said we're gonna need two bags for a trick or treat walk around the neighborhood. The guy said 'Brother Paul, now we know that the Dead Man can handle the chillness, but I don't know about the Big Show. It's October, it's 45 degrees in the middle of your culdesac.' He says 'the only things that survive in the streets are the well-coated... the geeks and the momma's boys.' Paul said 'that's all right, and in one of those bags that you're setting up for us, I want you the Big Show to only have enough storage to get to the middle of the road before he overfills his sack.'
>So we're on our way - we get to the 15th house - 45 degrees, the Big Show's bag runs out of space. And I walk up next to him and I ask him this question: 'It's 45 degrees, how are you gonna continue?' He looks me straight in the eyes, without hesitation, he says 'I'm gonna wait 'til we go to the next house, I'm gonna steal your bag, I'm gonna take your coat off, make a coat out of it, and I'm gonna eat YOUR candy until we finish tonight.' I said 'Good answer big man, but I didn't bring a coat,' and I ran off and left him. I waited on the front lawn of Kyle's house. Two hours later, he walks out wearing someone else's coat, carryin' all his candy in his arms. The point of the story is this. What used to be known as Samhain will now be known as Halloween, and whoever shows up... won't have any of our candy.
