Tony’s a fucking retard. This thick, milky, Japanese cutie was just in New York City one week ago. Now a good booker would’ve seen someone who’s not only a great wrestler, but someone who’s very marketable and brought her in to work Dark but not Tony, no. More generic white guys needed to be signed like Josh Woods.

If she would’ve been brought in to AEW last night in Baltimore, she wouldn’t be spitting out teeth getting her jaw rearranged by a fucking botch-master.