>>7860928alright, first of all...the Chinese heel needs to be named "hu flung pu" and he should come to the ring with a huge bat, hurling imitation guano into the audience while screaming "HAHAHAHAHA I GIVE YOU CORONA STUPID AMERICANS!"
Secondly, you would need to have a feud between him and Rakesh Kumar Orton, which culminates in a "streets of poo" match, which will actually take place on the filthy streets of Bombay.