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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:20:43 No.7864325 View View Reply Original Report

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Hey anon, you and I have a match tonight. What do you want to do for the finish? I was thinking maybe I hit you with my finisher and pin you clean in the middle of the ring. Sound good?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:21:32 No.7864332 Report

Quoted By: >>7864343

>>7864325
I was actually thinking we could throw each other over the ropes and get a mutual countout DQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:23:22 No.7864343 Report

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>>7864332
That doesnt work for me brother. I talked to the promoter and he agrees with me so looks like you're losing clean tonight. Oh well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:23:38 No.7864346 Report

Quoted By: >>7864358

>>7864325
I was thinking about that and how about this. Let me have a nice comeback and a couple of close two counts then I go for my finisher, you reverse it into yours then pin me clean. It would make you look like a million bucks Champ.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:25:27 No.7864358 Report

Quoted By: >>7864369

>>7864346
I drew the house so I'm just gonna beat you in a minute. You don't get a comeback or any two counts. They paid to see me cause I'm the star brother

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:27:15 No.7864369 Report

Quoted By: >>7864400

>>7864358
Well I didn't wanna do this but I talked to the big man and he said I'm the future so he wants 15 minutes and I gotta look good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:27:39 No.7864375 Report

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>>7864325
I just talked with the booker and I’m hitting you with my finisher as soon as the match starts and pinning you clean in the ring. You might wanna start looking for another job.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:29:01 No.7864386 Report

Quoted By: >>7864420 >>7866817

>>7864325
I was thinking we both come out dressed like video game characters, and you can yell HEART and I'll yell SOUL and then we both hit each other repeatedly and the crowd will go wild, and then I can do a few flips to really get them going before we hit 8 false finishes and then finally I'll pin you with tears in my eyes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:30:24 No.7864395 Report

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>>7864325
I'm not going to attend Anon, I'm sad.
But don't worry, you can get over with a jobber

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:31:28 No.7864400 Report

Quoted By: >>7864421

>>7864369
Listen here chico
Nobody cares about you. They just care about me. Nobody paid to see you; they paid to see me. So no more of your moves tomorrow night because nobody wants to see them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:35:19 No.7864420 Report

Quoted By: >>7864427

>>7864386
I'm calling the cops and having you arrested for even suggesting this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:35:19 No.7864421 Report

Quoted By: >>7864527

>>7864400
Listen grandpa, your time at the top is all but over. You gotta do business the right way for guys like me who are the future of this company. If you got a problem with that the boss is in his office.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:36:11 No.7864427 Report

Quoted By: >>7864430

>>7864420
Look man, I just got to get my cagematch rating up and this is what the marks like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:36:47 No.7864430 Report

Quoted By: >>7864443

>>7864427
the marks are in the ring brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:38:03 No.7864439 Report

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>>7864325
I don't know but I want it to come crashing down and hurt deep inside

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:39:05 No.7864443 Report

Quoted By: >>7864454

>>7864430
How about you hit your finisher on me, but I kick out at 1 and then I cattle prod you and you shit your tights, and then me and the boys beat you with batons and get DQ'd?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:40:39 No.7864454 Report

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>>7864443
actually that sounds good, I always said wrestling needs more feces

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:47:56 No.7864506 Report

Quoted By: >>7864511

>>7864325
Blade me anon. That's the only way we're going over this match.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:48:43 No.7864511 Report

Quoted By: >>7864528

>>7864506
Do you want it hardway or the hard way?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:51:02 No.7864527 Report

Quoted By: >>7864537

>>7864421
Hello, Anon, It's me, the head of talent relations, Boss sent me over to, uh, tell you you're doing the job tonight. Match isn't slated to go above 3 minutes. If you have any questions about this, he'll be back in three hours. He's on, uh, lunch break with his secretary

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:51:08 No.7864528 Report

Quoted By: >>7864550

>>7864511
I'm thinking my left eye. It'll be memorable and it's been twitching lately. Really annoying.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:52:31 No.7864537 Report

Quoted By: >>7864551

>>7864527
This is just sad now. You just put a wig on and are pretending to be him. Everyone knows he's on vacation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:52:34 No.7864538 Report

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based thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:54:49 No.7864550 Report

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>>7864528

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:54:52 No.7864551 Report

Quoted By: >>7864559 >>7864649

>>7864537
I'm the real head of talent relations

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:56:06 No.7864558 Report

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Don't bull shit me brother, you're laying down for me tonight. This is my night. And don't even think of trying any funny business, you try and roll me up or go into business for yourself then you'll never work here again and that's a promise.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:56:21 No.7864559 Report

Quoted By: >>7864649

>>7864551
Why are you wearing his pants? Stop being silly, Boss said 15 minutes and you gotta let me get all my shit in before you get the win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 03:56:44 No.7864562 Report

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>>7864325
OP you're not a draw, you haven't draw dimes in over a decade. Everyone around here respects you but enough is enough, you're butting me over tonight, clean, /pw/ is building around youth, its time to start doing some jobs for anons or retire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 04:00:23 No.7864586 Report

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>>7864325
I'm not selling your finisher anon. You gotta hit me with it three times with the last off the top rope. Then I'll give you the pin.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 04:05:51 No.7864622 Report

Quoted By: >>7864642 >>7864643

>>7864325
How about you hit me with a skyward inverted top rope atomic Osaka style 720 dropkick driver to the left inward middle rope but I reverse it into a Tomahawk '98 gravityplex then we do syncopated stereo moon flushes across the hypotenuse into a Nimzo-Indian heart exploder for the finish

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 04:08:50 No.7864642 Report

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>>7864622
how about a distraction to surprise rollup

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 04:09:02 No.7864643 Report

Quoted By: >>7864718

>>7864622
Last time I tried this move on my opponent I botched and shattered his lower spine. But hey I'll give it a shot with you anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 04:09:40 No.7864649 Report

Quoted By: >>7864680

>>7864559
>>7864551
Settle down boys, let a baddass settle this
Mmmmm Anon, you haven't payed your dues yet. You're laying down for the three count, and the match is going five minutes, and you have to buy me and the boys 6 packs of jack daniels. If I hear any more belly aching from you I'm sentencing you to 10 pure strikes and penal sodomy at the hands of JBL. Mmmm do I make myself clear kid?

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 04:14:20 No.7864680 Report

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>>7864649
Where'd you come from? I thought you retired to give speeches or something. You've been out of the lockerroom awhile so let me smarten you up to how things are these days. We don't have cringe shit like "wrestler's court" and we don't abuse drugs or alcohol. Now if you wanna settle this in Street Fighter, we can cross up right now. Ya dig?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 04:18:46 No.7864718 Report

Quoted By: >>7864780

>>7864643
But he got better right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 04:28:29 No.7864780 Report

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>>7864718
Johnny "The Swift" Johnson is Johnny "The Crippled" Johnson now but at least his character got a desperately needed development arc

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 04:31:17 No.7864797 Report

Quoted By: >>7864805

>>7864325
Sounds good to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 04:33:04 No.7864805 Report

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>>7864797
based Kane putting the business above himself

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 04:34:20 No.7864812 Report

Quoted By:

>>7864325
No, that doesn't work for me. Are you not at least going to set me on fire first?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 04:34:56 No.7864815 Report

Quoted By:

>>7864325
>I was thinking maybe I hit you with my finisher and pin you clean in the middle of the ring. Sound good?
what did he mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 04:37:19 No.7864823 Report

Quoted By:

>>7864325
Yeah, sure thing Pepe. Thanks for drawing the house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 06:01:27 No.7865345 Report

Quoted By:

>>7864325
nah I roll you up 1,2,3 for the pin. your contract is up soon and ya gotta do the job on the way out of the territory brother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 07:10:21 No.7865609 Report

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>>7864325
That's not gunna work for me, brother. I'm gunna give you a Razor's Edge out of the ring, and you're gunna stay down for the 10 count.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 07:59:02 No.7865748 Report

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>>7864325
OP IS HULK FUCKING HOGAN

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 08:57:10 No.7865977 Report

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>>7864325
You know what anon? I miss these kind of simplistic endings. We can get some momentum and then you can hit me with your finisher and get me clean, it'll make or an exciting ending while not seeming like total bullshit but really make your finisher seem powerful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 08:59:01 No.7865986 Report

Quoted By:

>>7864325
That's fine, but I want to bust you open the hard way first

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:49:59 No.7866817 Report

Quoted By:

>>7864386
Stfu aewtist

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