>>7878672TOO LATE, LITTLE SNOOZY
I already bought Hangtroon's acct and I already have plans to seduce Izzy with it. Gonna tell her that I, Adam Page, want to offer her free wrestling lessons and that her parents should drop her off at a public park, where we'll meet.
The plan is to act like Page stood her up. Meanwhile, I'll pay a bunch of kids to pretend I'm teaching them prowrestling, which will naturally get Izzy's attention.
I'll invite her to join us, a real life prowrestler!, and she won't be sad anymore. As we say goodbye, I'll whisper in Izzy's ear, "I won't let Hangman get away with this!" and kiss her tear soaked cheek. Then I go beat the shit outta Hangtroon and send her the snapchat proof.
And then Izzy will be all like, you're my hero, but my Dad said if you wanna taste this, ya gotta beat up Lince Dorado too. Izzy's Dad wants me to rip Lince's balls off with my bare hands. Here is Izzy demonstrating.
