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>be kenny omega
>go to congratulate my new friend phil on his successful match with a nice cake i made
>open the door and a fucking bat some screeching at me out of no where
>smash it with the door so no one gets china flu
>nick gets beaned out of nowhere with a chair
>matt starts getting punched out of nowhere (not effective though)
>fucking ace flies out of nowhere trying to eat me
>he must have the fucking china flu
>choke him out so no one else gets infected
>suddenly everyone runs into the room freaking the fuck out
>cake fucking ruined
>suddenly me and the wayward sons get are titles stripped
>was just trying to do the right thing
being kenny is suffering bros
