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GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN. TONY'S BACK TO KWAB AGAIN. (Now with more KWAB's!)>Claimed the vast majority if not all AEW critiques online were from bots WWE, and Vince, were paying to create >admits that his booking decisions are influenced with wanting to win Memeltzer's Booker of the Year award and not to sell tickets or make the best use of talent >claims and copes that he takes shots at the WWE because Warner Bros. gave him a book to read about competing >Gave Atom Smol BAYBAY a fucking 7 year contract to basically support his Twitch gaming platform, and his fight with anorexia >Bought ROH, a dead fed with literally no roster at that point, a library of footage that was filmed on a state of the art potato for more money than your average hamburger. Whether it was $4 or $40 million is simply a question of how much dick he took in getting raped, not if he got raped >Spent $100 million on a branded wrestling game with an engine, mocap, moveset and graphics from an early '00's WWE game, just so one of his EVP's could fulfill a life long larp >Put his women's belt first on Atom Smol's wife to entice Smol to sign a 7 year contract. Shittaker then got an inflated head thinking she was an actual needle mover who could go in ring. >Then put the title on a prostitute mexican who sandbagged people and made merch about it >Had one his talents call him a fucking mark on TV, leaving everyone wondering if it was a work or shoot only to cool off any heat it generated by putting him in mothballs for months with no resolution to the initial act >Finally made his NJPW crossover event with zero build and twenty four 6 man tag matches >Signed Dbry, and then had him do exactly one good match with Omega before having him job to a slippery slide of dipshits that ended with Daniel "Imma twink" Garcia >had Jeff Hardy carny his way out of WWE to join his brother, so they could be fed to the Bucks only for the match to be hotshotted onto TV before Jeff got arrested again for relapsing
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>>7892865 His name is Tony Kwab
>Instead of working something out allows Cody to leave just in time to be a part of WM >Cody gets injured, wrestles anyway, and proceeds to be the most over babyface in wrestling >Continued to sign every single piece of flotsam WWE let go, including Queef Pee, Bobby Fish, Ruby Riot, Toni Storm and Buddy fucking Murphy, clogging up his roster with literal shitters falling for Vince's "Drown him in shit" strategy that Vince literally announced >Signed walled 2 on 1 match expert Paige the living Revolution to a massive deal to be part of his failed women's division despite the fact she can't give a promo and her neck is held together by cum and sawdust >Has paid more attention to making Wheeler Yuta and Daniel "Imma not a twink seriously" Garcia look strong than any one else on that roster including Darby, MJF, Dbry, etc. >Fails to gain momentum despite HHH having a literal heart attack, NXT being completely rebranded and Vince's scandal and retirement >built up and then KILLED the natural momentum of numerous guys including Eddie Kingston, Dbry, MJF, Wardlow, and fucking Darby Allin, in some cases multiple times >Gave CM Punk a bagful of money after Punk publicly insulted his company and the way they did business >Allowed CM Punk to bury half his young talent >Gave CM Punk the strap TWICE within 3 months despite Punk supposedly hurting his foot doing a fan dive >Didnt want to crown a new champ and instead crowned an interim in Mox >Had the interim champ Mox beat a returning Punk clean in the ring on free TV BEFORE announcing a rematch on the PPV a week later >Had Punk beat Mox clean at the PPV Anonymous
>>7892865 >Gets absolutely buried by the opposing middle eastern forces of Dave Meltzer and Ariel Helwani for being a spineless autist who refuses to answer questions about his fed imploding around him >Sat, smiled and nodded as Punk talked shit about other talent and execs in the company, while being shushed >Instead of turning real life heat into a major angle, announces his supposedly most prestigious title is vacated AGAIN >Major talent that are synomous with the company and or who he paid a small fortune to are now either suspended or fired >ticket sales continue to decline and are in the gutter but continues to lean more into booking decisions that are turning fans off >claims all his booking decisions have extensive and deep lore and if someone disagrees they are doing so on purpose >Signs Punk thinking it will win him the war against WWE in the long haul only to have it blow up in his face publicly while he sits next to the guy jobbing to seltzer water >Hotshots a title match for tv to try to scratch out a rating only for Adam Page to KWAB himself into sawdust for the viewing public further proving his fed and title are cursed >Has to buy out and fire the guy he chased for 3 years, pushed, and had bury his talent, with no on air explanation because he could not control him from shitting on the fed he was shitting on before he signed with the company to begin with >Is now worried that the guy he chased for 3 years and pushed as the face of his company will sue, and/or reveal all the backstage faggotry he has been trying to hide >has to convince Punk to take money and not talk shit on the way out of a fed, something Punk has never exhibited the ability to do >To convince Punk of this has Colt Cabana face Jericho for the main title of the dead fed he over paid for Anonymous
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>>7892865 >Mox's first major defense against a returning Hangman ends with Hangman KWAB'ing himself into a concussion, continuing AEW's streak of fuck nuts level injuries and cursed title defenses >Not satisfied with fucking up the access to NJPW talent he purchased lures a zombified Shibata who is a hard sneeze away from a wheelchair to face every mark's favorite Halloween costume Orange Cassidey >They proceed to have a seated sissy slap fight >Fight Forever devs verbally bury Omega on Discord imploring fans not to listen to Omega as he doesnt know shit about the project he is supposedly an integral part of >Game is supposedly set to appear on Gamepass, most likely as a last ditch effort to secure a modicum of the funds used to produce it >That turns out to be a supposed leak that absolutely torpedoes pre-orders from the army of troons who gave their dollars away like their cocks. Troons wisely take their money back since their cocks can be refunded >Fight Forever is dead on arrival before even being released, though there is STILL no release date Tony continues to put the time and work in to ensure that no one has a chance at taking this title from him. You go WOAT!
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>>7892865 >Mox's first major defense against a returning Hangman ends with Hangman KWAB'ing himself into a concussion, continuing AEW's streak of fuck nuts level injuries and cursed title defenses >Not satisfied with fucking up the access to NJPW talent he purchased lures a zombified Shibata who is a hard sneeze away from a wheelchair to face every mark's favorite Halloween costume Orange Cassidey >They proceed to have a seated sissy slap fight >Fight Forever devs verbally bury Omega on Discord imploring fans not to listen to Omega as he doesnt know shit about the project he is supposedly an integral part of >Game is supposedly set to appear on Gamepass, most likely as a last ditch effort to secure a modicum of the funds used to produce it >That turns out to be a supposed leak that absolutely torpedoes pre-orders from the army of troons who gave their dollars away like their cocks. Troons wisely take their money back since their cocks can't be refunded >Fight Forever is dead on arrival before even being released, though there is STILL no release date Tony continues to put the time and work in to ensure that no one has a chance at taking this title from him. You go WOAT!
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>>7894261 you don't need to slide a thread that no one posts in to begin with kek
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>>7892865 >>7892869 >>7892881 >>7892956 FoRgeT tHe FActS muH AeW rUlEs, iTs g0t rHihO
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>>7892956 >>Fight Forever devs verbally bury Omega on Discord imploring fans not to listen to Omega as he doesnt know shit about the project he is supposedly an integral part of LMFAO
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Based! Tony is definitely 100% KWAB of the Year! You can't fight facts.
