>So, Mr Khan. I see you did all your independent investigation and it all looks on the level. I guess if that's all there is, and all's said and done, I'll be on my way. The Elite are coming back at Full Gear and will be back on the Dynamite.
>*turns to leave and pats coat pockets*
>Oh, looks like I forgot my lighter on your desk. Sorry 'bout that. My wife, she's always on my case to quit. You know how dames are...hey, speakin' of the wives...Ace Steel's wife? She was in the locker room with Punk, wasn't she?
>Oh, she didn't get an interview with anyone investigating? She saw the thing start, I thought, but I guess you can't trust a dame's word these days, right? I get it...I'll just start heading to the house now, have a good day....
>Actually, one more thing...Chris Jericho...wasn't he at the Media Scrum with you after the CM Punk interview? And then the Observer reported that he gave the locker room a pep talk that Wednesday...Huh, and after that he became the Ring of Honor champion, right? Then he had that Anna Jay change her name to Anna J.A.S? Huh...strange set of circumstances...wasn't he friends with Scott Colton too? Come to think of it, wasn't Scott Colton just on TV a little bit ago?
>And now the Elite are coming back to the company...and Jericho is on almost every episode of Dynamite...and so are his friends...almost like they conspired or something to get that Punk guy out...but what do I know?
>Wait a minute...Hangman Adam Page....he's friends with the Elite, ain't he? Something ain't adding up...
