Dear Janitors and Mods,

I am writing today to request the implementation of the poster ID system that is used on other boards on 4channel. As you are well aware the quality of posts on this board is not very good and I think the implementation of such a system would lead to a decrease in so-called "same-fagging" and general trolling. I hope you will consider my polite request and consider it at your annual janitorial Thanksgiving party.

Yours sincerely,
Ojama 'Bitchtits' Shankism