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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 12:09:56 No.7935479 View View Reply Original Report

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mmmmmmmmmm wrestlers court yeah thats totally badass im a judge mmmmmmmm that'll be 10 pure strikes for no-selling x-pac's finisher mmmmmmmmmm

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 12:24:35 No.7935505 Report

Quoted By: >>7935512

>*piss as hard as I can into the bottle of Jack before handing it over*
>"MMMMMMMMMMMMM! Mighty kind of you kid, this is a good brew"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 12:27:01 No.7935512 Report

Quoted By: >>7935519 >>7935524

>>7935505
Interesting that you worry about the speed in which the piss ejects from your penis in this situation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 12:29:13 No.7935519 Report

Quoted By: >>7935524

>>7935512
his piss speeds are worked ya mark

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 12:30:17 No.7935524 Report

Quoted By: >>7935535

>>7935512
>>7935519
nah it's a shoot, brother
whenever I shake out the leaky lizard, I go PWWWWFFFSSSSHHHFFFWWWWWWW and the sound makes people hungry for fried chicken

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 12:32:04 No.7935535 Report

Quoted By: >>7935547

>>7935524
If I push too hard it kind of stings because it feels like it's stretching my urethra. Is it something I need to work on, or am I just not cut out for pressure pissing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 12:35:06 No.7935542 Report

Quoted By: >>7935577

>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey (this one is actually 100% true, JD is awful)
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's name tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidentally being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw a dime

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 12:38:54 No.7935547 Report

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>>7935535
Put in the time and the dedication to your craft and soon you'll be pissing a rushing stream like Willow

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 12:53:47 No.7935577 Report

Quoted By: >>7935599

>>7935542
>Shit taste in whiskey (this one is actually 100% true, JD is awful)
Obese smark detected, JD is one of the best selling whiskey brands in the world and way better than your outlaw whiskeys that never drew a dime

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2022 12:59:36 No.7935599 Report

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>>7935577
The wrestling business lives and dies by its draws, so it wouldn't matter - for example - if an obese smark hates John Cena because at least he had some star power.
That's not the case with food & drink. All 8 billion of us need to eat and drink, and 99% of us have objectively shit tastes. It doesn't matter how many billions of pajeets eat rice for example, its still bland.

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