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GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN. TONY'S BACK TO KWAB TELL A FRIEND.>Claimed the vast majority if not all AEW critiques online were from bots WWE, and Vince, were paying to create >admits that his booking decisions are influenced with wanting to win Memeltzer's Booker of the Year award and not to sell tickets or make the best use of talent >claims and copes that he takes shots at the WWE because Warner Bros. gave him a book to read about competing >Gave Atom Smol BAYBAY a fucking 7 year contract to basically support his Twitch gaming platform, and his fight with anorexia >Bought ROH, a dead fed with literally no roster at that point, a library of footage that was filmed on a state of the art potato for more money than your average hamburger. Whether it was $4 or $40 million is simply a question of how much dick he took in getting raped, not if he got raped >Spent $100 million on a branded wrestling game with an engine, mocap, moveset and graphics from an early '00's WWE game, just so one of his EVP's could fulfill a life long larp >Put his women's belt first on Atom Smol's wife to entice Smol to sign a 7 year contract. Shittaker then got an inflated head thinking she was an actual needle mover who could go in ring. >Then put the title on a prostitute mexican who sandbagged people and made merch about it >Had one his talents call him a fucking mark on TV, leaving everyone wondering if it was a work or shoot only to cool off any heat it generated by putting him in mothballs for months with no resolution to the initial act >Finally made his NJPW crossover event with zero build and twenty four 6 man tag matches >Signed Dbry, and then had him do exactly one good match with Omega before having him job to a slippery slide of dipshits that ended with Daniel "Imma twink" Garcia >had Jeff Hardy carny his way out of WWE to join his brother, so they could be fed to the Bucks only for the match to be hotshotted onto TV before Jeff got arrested again for relapsing
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>>7938425 His name is Tony Kwab
>Instead of working something out allows Cody to leave just in time to be a part of WM >Cody gets injured, wrestles anyway, and proceeds to be the most over babyface in wrestling >Continued to sign every single piece of flotsam WWE let go, including Queef Pee, Bobby Fish, Ruby Riot, Toni Storm and Buddy fucking Murphy, clogging up his roster with literal shitters falling for Vince's "Drown him in shit" strategy that Vince literally announced >Signed walled 2 on 1 match expert Paige the living Revolution to a massive deal to be part of his failed women's division despite the fact she can't give a promo and her neck is held together by cum and sawdust >Has paid more attention to making Wheeler Yuta and Daniel "Imma not a twink seriously" Garcia look strong than any one else on that roster including Darby, MJF, Dbry, etc. >Fails to gain momentum despite HHH having a literal heart attack, NXT being completely rebranded and Vince's scandal and retirement >built up and then KILLED the natural momentum of numerous guys including Eddie Kingston, Dbry, MJF, Wardlow, and fucking Darby Allin, in some cases multiple times >Gave CM Punk a bagful of money after Punk publicly insulted his company and the way they did business >Allowed CM Punk to bury half his young talent >Gave CM Punk the strap TWICE within 3 months despite Punk supposedly hurting his foot doing a fan dive >Didnt want to crown a new champ and instead crowned an interim in Mox >Had the interim champ Mox beat a returning Punk clean in the ring on free TV BEFORE announcing a rematch on the PPV a week later >Had Punk beat Mox clean at the PPV Anonymous
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>>7938425 His name is Tony Kwab
>Gets absolutely buried by the opposing middle eastern forces of Dave Meltzer and Ariel Helwani for being a spineless autist who refuses to answer questions about his fed imploding around him >Sat, smiled and nodded as Punk talked shit about other talent and execs in the company, while being shushed >Instead of turning real life heat into a major angle, announces his supposedly most prestigious title is vacated AGAIN >Major talent that are synomous with the company and or who he paid a small fortune to are now either suspended or fired >ticket sales continue to decline and are in the gutter but continues to lean more into booking decisions that are turning fans off >claims all his booking decisions have extensive and deep lore and if someone disagrees they are doing so on purpose >Signs Punk thinking it will win him the war against WWE in the long haul only to have it blow up in his face publicly while he sits next to the guy jobbing to seltzer water >Hotshots a title match for tv to try to scratch out a rating only for Adam Page to KWAB himself into sawdust for the viewing public further proving his fed and title are cursed >Has to buy out and fire the guy he chased for 3 years, pushed, and had bury his talent, with no on air explanation because he could not control him from shitting on the fed he was shitting on before he signed with the company to begin with >Is now worried that the guy he chased for 3 years and pushed as the face of his company will sue, and/or reveal all the backstage faggotry he has been trying to hide >has to convince Punk to take money and not talk shit on the way out of a fed, something Punk has never exhibited the ability to do >To convince Punk of this has Colt Cabana face Jericho for the main title of the dead fed he over paid for Anonymous
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>>7938425 >Mox's first major defense against a returning Hangman ends with Hangman KWAB'ing himself into a concussion, continuing AEW's streak of fuck nuts level injuries and cursed title defenses >Not satisfied with fucking up the access to NJPW talent he purchased lures a zombified Shibata who is a hard sneeze away from a wheelchair to face every mark's favorite Halloween costume Orange Cassidey >They proceed to have a seated sissy slap fight >Fight Forever devs verbally bury Omega on Discord imploring fans not to listen to Omega as he doesnt know shit about the project he is supposedly an integral part of >Game is supposedly set to appear on Gamepass, most likely as a last ditch effort to secure a modicum of the funds used to produce it >That turns out to be a supposed leak that absolutely torpedoes pre-orders from the army of troons who gave their dollars away like their cocks. Troons wisely take their money back since their cocks can't be refunded >Fight Forever is dead on arrival before even being released, though there is STILL no release date Tony Kwab. Then. Now. Kwabing. Forever.
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Best poster in this God forsaken board.
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>>7938425 He killed aews momentum dead.
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>>7938457 We can only hope he treats himself the same way
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>>7938461 >announcing reports Anonymous
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>>7938461 Yes. yes you are.
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This image in particular is very triggering to the autist.
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>>7938480 oh well there you have it folks.
It's been decided already.
Case closed.
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>>7938493 the year isnt over
others can still kwab themselves.
make it again after christmas
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>>7938502 this, it's pointless to do it now since there's still time to do more stupid shit and KWAB yourself
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>>7938425 I wonder how cultists would spin things if by some odd chance WB were to either not reup the show or dramatically cut and change it's time slot. Imagine if it gets moved permanently to something like Friday after 11pm or Saturday at 10pm.
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>>7938425 will tiny kill himself when big heckin' uncle dave doesn't select him as booker of the year
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>>7938513 No one else has Kwab'ed as much as Tony this year and it's not even close. Punk is up there and he counts towards Tony as he wouldnt have a job and a chance to fuck up yet again if it werent for the Tony Adderall not giving him a job
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>>7938528 At minimum he'll have a passive aggressive media scrum where shits on Dave and passive agressively tweets at him for weeks
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It's /pw/, Tony and Vince aren't even close to how much of a KWAB /pw/ is
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>>7938574 >it's pw Tony is a literal pw level incel who took hundreds of millions of dollars fro his father and instead of spending it on having sex, sucking toes, licking assholes, being used as a toliet or having them put him into submission moves, instead wasted it on doing live action wrestle fed spreadsheet booking and having his fans be a small group of sexually confused troon bots looking for something to do before they commit suicide.
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>>7938825 Exactly, cucking /pw/ even while being a massive failure so /pw/ is the KWABOTY, same thing with Vince
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>>7938839 >Exactly, cucking /pw/ OH. I get it. You don't get what the meme language you're using means. Maybe lurk?
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>>7938885 >seething this hard over being KWABOTY Another strike putting /pw/ in the lead
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>>7938897 >>seething this hard over being KWABOTY And now some projection too. You're lucky you cant be down voted here.
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>>7938885 OHNONONONO SOMEONE CALL THE MEME POLICE
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what happened??
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>>7938912 Damn anon /pw/ is already in the lead for winning it by a large margin, no need to help
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>>7938931 Well if you think that you should for sure stop posting.
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>>7938939 It's okay anon Tony will win when AEW inevitably goes out of business but /pw/ won this year easily
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>>7938438 >OP here, wrong image Anonymous
>>7938958 >but /pw/ won this year easily Can't seethe so badly and then false flag. This is why you have to lurk and do better.
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>>7938921 >tony signed your favs and booked them better?? Anonymous
>>7938967 If you genuinely believe that it just another reason /pw/ won KWAB
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Nah, still Vince
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>>7938988 No it means you're seething, and you aren't "pw", you're just a tourist, since that is exactly what is making you seethe. Cope now little one.
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>>7938514 You had this exact same conversation with yourself last time you posted this thread. You imagined a bunch of shit up in your mind that never happened and then got super mad about it.
Why is your life this way?
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>>7939003 >admitting /pw/ got raped by tourists while exposing yourself as a tourist at the same time KWAKWABOTY board
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>>7938438 McMahon managed to make even more money by stepping down and still has some degree of creative input on the product, he’s the anti-KWAB
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>>7938958 >when AEW inevitably goes out of business JUST 2 MORE WEEKS GUYS!
TRUST THE PLAN!
STAND BY!
ANY DAY NOW!
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>>7938449 >Fight Forever devs verbally bury Omega on Discord imploring fans not to listen to Omega as he doesnt know shit about the project he is supposedly an integral part of Link?
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>>7938425 For me, KWBOY means getting KWAB'd with no chance of redemption. So of the top 3 (Vince, Punk and Tony) I put Punk and Vince as top two, since Tony can *in theory* turn things around (he wont). Vince and Punk are never coming back, but Punk takes KWABOY since his reputation is torched far worse than Vince
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>>7939018 >>admitting /pw/ got raped by tourists More projection. Tourists come here because they got shamed with downvoting here and then get told to fuck off by people here. tl;dr you're raping yourself. KWAB I do like your darkhorse attempt to garner kwab votes for yourself.
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>>7939093 >Tourists come here because they got shamed with downvoting here >downvoting here Another strike for /pw/ as KWABOTY, full of open redditors like you lmao
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>>7938425 Notice troons never had a defense for this list. Doesnt help that it continues to grow by the day
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>>7938425 Trannies seething
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>>7938921 while e-litedrones are a top ten kwab it's still tony
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>>7938438 That's not Tony Kwab
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does he really book everything all alone? why is he like this?
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