>>7941628Ya know lads it just makes me laugh. I'm an atheist and I celebrate christmas every year. That's right, I go to my ma and da's house with my brother and we eat turkey and sip wine and me and my bro skull 50 cans of beer each over a 3 day period and play vidya together and it's fucking great. And my brother doesn't believe in god either, nor does my da, and my ma kinda does but who gives a fuck what she thinks lmao it's not like we're going to christmas mass or anything because we're all too hungover anyway. And I call it christmas too, not "the holidays", because I'm not a cringey fucking amerifag. And the best part is there's nothing you can do to stop me. Christmas is time off work and an excuse to stuff my face and experience mild to moderate alcohol poisoning over a multi-day period and nothing else.
I don't give a shit about Jesus. If he even existed then he probably wasn't even born on the 25th anyway. And he sure as fuck didn't walk on water and come back from the dead. This shit is the biggest work in the world but it doesn't matter, because for me it's just an excuse to have a grand old time with a couple of bottles of red and an entire crate of Guinness. We don't even do it with our extended family either so it's not me trapped in a house with a bunch of faggot aunts and uncles I don't give a shit about. It's relaxing and chill and my brother buys me a bag of weed every year as the cherry on top of the cake. But even better than that is the fact it makes you christ larping incels shit yourselves with rage.
