>>7946281 >has spent 10 years trying to create an internet presence - not going well
>sub 1000 followers>sub 10 likes a tweet>literally incapable of drawing a dime>has to desperately samefag an anonymous board for attention>has accounts on every wrestling forum and reddit>neet>lolcow>lives with his parents at 50>lives in newcastle the asshole of england>supports newcastle united the only team that comes close to being as big as joke as he is>morbidly obese>manlet who overcompensates by projecting a height obsession>too scared to show his face in public>NEVER off the internet>no time for weights>no time for showers>no time for sex>no time to get a clue>mentally ill>has devoted his entire life to white-knighting kevin nash online>has hundreds of pictures of kevin nash saved to his computer - pretends to be straight>unironically refers to another man as big sexy constantly>ironically nash himself would be disgusted by another man lusting after him so hard>mentally trapped in 1997>parents cry themselves to sleep at night listening to him screaming at his """internet enemies""">gets worked into seething shoots by anons daily>gets worked into seething shoots by twitter messages daily>gets worked into seething shoots by wrestling forum posts daily>pretends to be tony soprano when asked to meet up for a fight by another geordie>tries to adopt /asp/ language in a see-through fashion - will respond with Worked or Rent Free when btfo by anons>desperate for metlzer’s attention - he’ll never get it>does all his """research""" for FREE>spends his life only discussing man-drama>unironically thinks of himself as a heat magnet to avoid facing the fact he is a laughing stock>thinks he btfo's anons by getting laughed at>relentlessly samefags calling himself wolfchad, chadpac and wolfgod in order to pretend he has a fanbase>unable to reflect on his life choices>Kevin Nash 
