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GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN. TONY'S BACK TO KWAB TELL A FRIEND.>Claimed the vast majority if not all AEW critiques online were from bots WWE, and Vince, were paying to create >admits that his booking decisions are influenced with wanting to win Memeltzer's Booker of the Year award and not to sell tickets or make the best use of talent >claims and copes that he takes shots at the WWE because Warner Bros. gave him a book to read about competing >Gave Atom Smol BAYBAY a fucking 7 year contract to basically support his Twitch gaming platform, and his fight with anorexia >Bought ROH, a dead fed with literally no roster at that point, a library of footage that was filmed on a state of the art potato for more money than your average hamburger. Whether it was $4 or $40 million is simply a question of how much dick he took in getting raped, not if he got raped >Spent $100 million on a branded wrestling game with an engine, mocap, moveset and graphics from an early '00's WWE game, just so one of his EVP's could fulfill a life long larp >Put his women's belt first on Atom Smol's wife to entice Smol to sign a 7 year contract. Shittaker then got an inflated head thinking she was an actual needle mover who could go in ring. >Then put the title on a prostitute mexican who sandbagged people and made merch about it >Had one his talents call him a fucking mark on TV, leaving everyone wondering if it was a work or shoot only to cool off any heat it generated by putting him in mothballs for months with no resolution to the initial act >Finally made his NJPW crossover event with zero build and twenty four 6 man tag matches >Signed Dbry, and then had him do exactly one good match with Omega before having him job to a slippery slide of dipshits that ended with Daniel "Imma twink" Garcia >had Jeff Hardy carny his way out of WWE to join his brother, so they could be fed to the Bucks only for the match to be hotshotted onto TV before Jeff got arrested again for relapsing
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>>7948821 Still Vince. Then, now and forever.
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>>7948821 I CREATED A MONSTER, NO ONE WANTS TONY NO MORE THEY WANT KWABOTY
>Instead of working something out allows Cody to leave just in time to be a part of WM >Cody gets injured, wrestles anyway, and proceeds to be the most over babyface in wrestling >Continued to sign every single piece of flotsam WWE let go, including Queef Pee, Bobby Fish, Ruby Riot, Toni Storm and Buddy fucking Murphy, clogging up his roster with literal shitters falling for Vince's "Drown him in shit" strategy that Vince literally announced >Signed walled 2 on 1 match expert Paige the living Revolution to a massive deal to be part of his failed women's division despite the fact she can't give a promo and her neck is held together by cum and sawdust >Has paid more attention to making Wheeler Yuta and Daniel "Imma not a twink seriously" Garcia look strong than any one else on that roster including Darby, MJF, Dbry, etc. >Fails to gain momentum despite HHH having a literal heart attack, NXT being completely rebranded and Vince's scandal and retirement >built up and then KILLED the natural momentum of numerous guys including Eddie Kingston, Dbry, MJF, Wardlow, and fucking Darby Allin, in some cases multiple times >Gave CM Punk a bagful of money after Punk publicly insulted his company and the way they did business >Allowed CM Punk to bury half his young talent >Gave CM Punk the strap TWICE within 3 months despite Punk supposedly hurting his foot doing a fan dive >Didnt want to crown a new champ and instead crowned an interim in Mox >Had the interim champ Mox beat a returning Punk clean in the ring on free TV BEFORE announcing a rematch on the PPV a week later >Had Punk beat Mox clean at the PPV Anonymous
For every thread made on this, I'm botting 200 votes for Nick Aldis
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>>7948833 'Sup Billy, missing your hair?
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>>7948821 IF YOU WANT KWABOTY HERE'S WHAT ILL GIVE YA, A LIL BIT OF FLIPPY SHIT MIXED FAG NIGGERS
>Gets absolutely buried by the opposing middle eastern forces of Dave Meltzer and Ariel Helwani for being a spineless autist who refuses to answer questions about his fed imploding around him >Sat, smiled and nodded as Punk talked shit about other talent and execs in the company, while being shushed >Instead of turning real life heat into a major angle, announces his supposedly most prestigious title is vacated AGAIN >Major talent that are synomous with the company and or who he paid a small fortune to are now either suspended or fired >ticket sales continue to decline and are in the gutter but continues to lean more into booking decisions that are turning fans off >claims all his booking decisions have extensive and deep lore and if someone disagrees they are doing so on purpose >Signs Punk thinking it will win him the war against WWE in the long haul only to have it blow up in his face publicly while he sits next to the guy jobbing to seltzer water >Hotshots a title match for tv to try to scratch out a rating only for Adam Page to KWAB himself into sawdust for the viewing public further proving his fed and title are cursed >Has to buy out and fire the guy he chased for 3 years, pushed, and had bury his talent, with no on air explanation because he could not control him from shitting on the fed he was shitting on before he signed with the company to begin with >Is now worried that the guy he chased for 3 years and pushed as the face of his company will sue, and/or reveal all the backstage faggotry he has been trying to hide >has to convince Punk to take money and not talk shit on the way out of a fed, something Punk has never exhibited the ability to do >To convince Punk of this has Colt Cabana face Jericho for the main title of the dead fed he over paid for Anonymous
I always like the Cody one, because it implies that Tony could somehow force Cody to stay, against his will
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>>7948821 HIS NAME IS TONY KWAB
>Mox's first major defense against a returning Hangman ends with Hangman KWAB'ing himself into a concussion, continuing AEW's streak of fuck nuts level injuries and cursed title defenses >Not satisfied with fucking up the access to NJPW talent he purchased lures a zombified Shibata who is a hard sneeze away from a wheelchair to face every mark's favorite Halloween costume Orange Cassidey >They proceed to have a seated sissy slap fight >Fight Forever devs verbally bury Omega on Discord imploring fans not to listen to Omega as he doesnt know shit about the project he is supposedly an integral part of >Game is supposedly set to appear on Gamepass, most likely as a last ditch effort to secure a modicum of the funds used to produce it >That turns out to be a supposed leak that absolutely torpedoes pre-orders from the army of troons who gave their dollars away like their cocks. Troons wisely take their money back since their cocks can't be refunded >Fight Forever is dead on arrival before even being released, though there is STILL no release date Tony Kwab. Then. Now. Kwabing. Forever.
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>>7948864 >Tony couldn't resign one of the guys who started AEW, acted as an ambassador and face for it, literally smashed a chair representing the rival fed >That is ok because what can Tony do You guys are better off not replying than typing cope like this
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>>7949064 Look at this seething tourist. Did you just join 4chan mate? Is it winter break? Because repeat threads, and repeat posts are literally what this board is about.
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>>7949145 go back to /wooo/ bitchtits and stop ban evading
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>>7949158 >go back to /wooo/ bitchtits and stop ban evading That entire sentence of meme language just shows you have no clue with any of those things mean. Ban evading is now reporting threads that are on topic? Go back to being downvoted on a board you're more familiar with tranny
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>>7949043 My Aldis threat goes to you too
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>>7948821 WE LOVE YOU WOAT!
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>>7949064 >he's posted this 35 times in the last few weeks alone this is an amazing catalogue of actual real life Tony Khan Derangement Syndrome in action.
Incredible.
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>>7949937 Good point. No one else on this board reports threads at all.
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I love that this thread is posted daily now. Ojama seethes uncontrollably every single time. There is steam coming out of his ears.
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>>7949937 Good point. No one else on this board reposts threads at all.
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>>7949960 It's gotten to the point where nothing is refuted in this anymore. They're even coping by saying things dont even count for this calendar year
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>>7949064 I feel like this will be shown as evidence in a murder trial one day.
This is pretty deranged obsessive behaviour.
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>>7950036 So repeating things is obsessive, dangerous behavior in your opinion?
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>the actual KWABOTY is the guy who posted this nearly 40 times in just a few weeks
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>>7948821 Imagine having to simp for an autistic billionaire's son and cutting your cock off to honor his literal neckbeard basement dwelling WWE2k booking because you think it makes your taste in fake fighting seem more sophisticated.
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>>7950087 > an autistic billionaire's son Shahid Khan is autistic?
that's news.
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>>7949980 Every piece of yellow text about Tony is an objective fact. There is nothing to refute. Only obese trannies like Ojama think Vince paying whores is kwaboty-worthy.
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>poster count not budging >as the guy is literally replying to his own posts/himself now
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>>7950101 What's not news is that you still don't understand basic grammar. Like how you thought that sentences couldn't begin with the term "but" and then you quietly slinked off the thread after you were proven wrong.
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>>7949064 >>7949158 >>7949937 >>7950121 Stop thinking every post that doesn’t fit the smark narrative is made by your boogeyman jason
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>>7950112 >Only obese trannies like Ojama think Vince paying whores is kwaboty-worthy. Probably because they've tried to pay for sex and got refused.
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>>7950139 Stop thinking every post that doesn’t fit your narrative is made by your boogeyman ;)
you absolute deranged mental case
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>>7950168 >remembers what was being referenced >Uh not me All you do is repeat posts and memes. I told you before, you're easy to spot.
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>>7950187 >and then you quietly slinked off the thread after you were proven wrong. I have 0 idea what this is in reference too
you demented retard
You think literally everyone on this board is the 1 person you are mentally deranged about and can't stop posting about/referencing in every thread.
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>>7950212 >You think literally everyone on this board is the 1 person Anonymous
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>>7950212 Maybe at least try to compose your posts differently you silly simp?
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Still Vince lol
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gettin real tired of this dude's nuclear autism retardation slowly destroying this board
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>>7948821 >>Claimed the vast majority if not all AEW critiques online were from bots WWE, and Vince, were paying to create they are
>>admits that his booking decisions are influenced with wanting to win Memeltzer's Booker of the Year award and not to sell tickets or make the best use of talent no he didn't
>>claims and copes that he takes shots at the WWE because Warner Bros. gave him a book to read about competing no he didn't
>>Gave Atom Smol BAYBAY a fucking 7 year contract to basically support his Twitch gaming platform, and his fight with anorexia wrong
>>Bought ROH, a dead fed with literally no roster at that point, a library of footage that was filmed on a state of the art potato for more money than your average hamburger. Whether it was $4 or $40 million is simply a question of how much dick he took in getting raped, not if he got raped not dead anymore
>>Spent $100 million on a branded wrestling game with an engine, mocap, moveset and graphics from an early '00's WWE game, just so one of his EVP's could fulfill a life long larp epic investment already paid off
>>Put his women's belt first on Atom Smol's wife to entice Smol to sign a 7 year contract. Shittaker then got an inflated head thinking she was an actual needle mover who could go in ring. britt is a star
>>Then put the title on a prostitute mexican who sandbagged people and made merch about it right decision
>>Had one his talents call him a fucking mark on TV, leaving everyone wondering if it was a work or shoot only to cool off any heat it generated by putting him in mothballs for months with no resolution to the initial act you marked out over it
>>Finally made his NJPW crossover event with zero build and twenty four 6 man tag matches NJPW's fault
>>had Jeff Hardy carny his way out of WWE to join his brother, so they could be fed to the Bucks only for the match to be hotshotted onto TV before Jeff got arrested again for relapsing how's that Tony's fault
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>>7950264 No way to permaban ojama though. His autism is a force of nature.
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>>7950264 Yeah, Ojama really needs to go.
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>>7950282 >>7950287 Ojama is an AEW guy, why would he spam threads about hating Tony
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>>7950282 please just hill yourself already
your deranged retardation is killing this board and making it unusable.
Every fucking thread shrieking about this ojama shit
you complete mental derelict.
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>>7950282 please just kill yourself already
your deranged retardation is killing this board and making it unusable.
Every fucking thread shrieking about this ojama shit
you complete mental derelict.
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TESTING, ATTENTION PLEASE.
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>>7950061 This is why /pw/ is getting the award this year
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>>7950272 admits that his booking decisions are influenced with wanting to win Memeltzer's Booker of the Year award and not to sell tickets or make the best use of talent
>I'm gonna make a full-court press to get it, https://www.thesportster.com/tony-khan-wants-meltzer-booker-of-the-year-award/ claims and copes that he takes shots at the WWE because Warner Bros. gave him a book to read about competing
> Some people ask me why I’ll talk about other wrestling companies, especially WWE, and I’ll tell you. It was literally a book handed to me over three years ago before the launch of Dynamite by Warner Media at the time before it was Warner Bros Discovery. It was telling me what our place (was) already because Dynamite hadn’t launched, but we had carved out a space in the pay-per-view business. They handed me a book. It was (about) how to be a challenger brand Gave Atom Smol BAYBAY a fucking 7 year contract
>Speaking on Busted Open Radio, Tony Khan confirmed that Adam Cole will be under contract with AEW until 2027. And on and on and on. Cope troon
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>>7950272 You are wasting your time trying to argue with this legitimately deranged person.
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>>7950306 A VISIONARY, VISION IS SCARY
WANTS TO START A REVOLUTION,
POLLUTIN' THE AIRWAVES
HEY MATT & REBEL!, SO JUST LET ME REVEL AND BASK
IN THE FACT THAT I GOT TRANNIES KISSIN' MY -
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>>7950316 >resorted to posting fake quotes KEK
KWAB, even
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>>7950316 >signed in late 2021 >expires in 2027 how the fuck is that a 7 year contract, can you even count? It will be 5 year with option
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>>7950345 >interviews with Tony are fake quotes I can agree with that troon. Tony is about as honest about his product as you are with your gender.
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>>7950357 So you agree he isn't reliable yet your whole thread is filled with stuff based on unreliable info
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>>7950353 Jesus that's some cope. Don't hurt yourself.
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>>7950363 >So you agree he isn't reliable Tranny logic is now that Tony being a lying sack of shit means he has never kwab'ed this year and isn't responsible for all these kwab's. And we wonder why they cut their dicks off.
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>>7948821 I mean this as nice as I can: what is wrong with him?
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>>7950363 >So you agree he isn't reliable Anonymous
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>>7950363 >So you agree he isn't reliable Anonymous
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>>7950363 >So you agree he isn't reliable Wrong Tony is totally reliable for kwabing himself and his troon toons
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>>7950363 >So you agree he isn't reliable Anonymous
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>>7948821 KWAB OF THE YEAR and that's all there is to it.
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>>7950339 AND GET READY
THIS SHITS ABOUT TO GET HEAVY
I JUST FILED ALL MY LAWSUITS
SO FUCK YOU TONY
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>>7948821 Damn. I thought this would be a based full parody of the song, then I stopped reading after like 4 words.
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>>7948830 Oh you’re splitting the parody. That’s worse. You suck.
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