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Listen up, slapnuts.
> outside of a few haters is respected by majority of his peers
> fucked Miss Texas (Jacqueline) in locker room shower
> worked Vince McMahon & WCW into hiring him not once but twice
> worked Steve Austin into a shoot saying 3:16 was blasphemous
> Steve Austin jealous of him bc both his ex-wives (Jeanie Clarke & Debra) both on record saying they fancied him
> 6x WWF IC Champ
> underrated women beater gimmick
> got $250,000 payoff (money he was owed + little extra) for putting over Chyna while not under contract
> had best selling WCW T-shirt in 2000
> 4x WCW World Heavyweight Champ
> made a great living in pro wrestling without needing WWE since 2001 (puts Young Cucks to shame)
> many tried but was only person to create mainstream alternative to WWE
> worked Dixie Carter into financially backing TNA so he didn't have to use his own money
> provided many wannabes & nobodies with jobs & first taste of international exposure
> has many celebrity friends like Toby Keith & Taylor Swift
> 6x NWA World Heavyweight Champ
> works dumb smarks into shoot as they're too stupid to figure out reasons why he was on top for most of TNA's early years
> stole Kurt Angle's hot wife
> only member of heel Bullet Club to actually be hated
> super heel in Mexico (throws tortillas at Mexicans)
> won AAA Mega Championship in 2011 at TripleMania XIX in front of 18,000 fans
> worked Hardy Boys into a seething shoot
> worked Anthem into changing Impact Wrestling into GFW
> was mocked for saying a wrestling boom would happen soon (Dave Meltzer says their is currently an indie wrestling boom)
> has a GOAT life (millionaire, lives in mansion, hot wife, living his dream)
> contrary to Mike Graham's fallacious "he broke six thousand guitars & never drew a dime" quote in a biased revisionist history DVD; drew many dimes
> pathetically bandwagon hated by smarks
> outside of a few haters is respected by majority of his peers
> fucked Miss Texas (Jacqueline) in locker room shower
> worked Vince McMahon & WCW into hiring him not once but twice
> worked Steve Austin into a shoot saying 3:16 was blasphemous
> Steve Austin jealous of him bc both his ex-wives (Jeanie Clarke & Debra) both on record saying they fancied him
> 6x WWF IC Champ
> underrated women beater gimmick
> got $250,000 payoff (money he was owed + little extra) for putting over Chyna while not under contract
> had best selling WCW T-shirt in 2000
> 4x WCW World Heavyweight Champ
> made a great living in pro wrestling without needing WWE since 2001 (puts Young Cucks to shame)
> many tried but was only person to create mainstream alternative to WWE
> worked Dixie Carter into financially backing TNA so he didn't have to use his own money
> provided many wannabes & nobodies with jobs & first taste of international exposure
> has many celebrity friends like Toby Keith & Taylor Swift
> 6x NWA World Heavyweight Champ
> works dumb smarks into shoot as they're too stupid to figure out reasons why he was on top for most of TNA's early years
> stole Kurt Angle's hot wife
> only member of heel Bullet Club to actually be hated
> super heel in Mexico (throws tortillas at Mexicans)
> won AAA Mega Championship in 2011 at TripleMania XIX in front of 18,000 fans
> worked Hardy Boys into a seething shoot
> worked Anthem into changing Impact Wrestling into GFW
> was mocked for saying a wrestling boom would happen soon (Dave Meltzer says their is currently an indie wrestling boom)
> has a GOAT life (millionaire, lives in mansion, hot wife, living his dream)
> contrary to Mike Graham's fallacious "he broke six thousand guitars & never drew a dime" quote in a biased revisionist history DVD; drew many dimes
> pathetically bandwagon hated by smarks
