Very based & stiff
Aj's gonna give Logan biblical receipts for hanging out with a man that dated a urine drinking prostitute
He'll jump on him in the corner like Shawn Michaels with Vader and call him a 'green queer'
But then Logan goes silent for a few minutes. He stares into the crowd, sheds a single tear and grabs microphone.
"Yo-you know something Aj?" *Logan removes his bandana, revealing a bald head "You're right"
Aj nods understandingly.
"I've been lying about who I am, you know that" Aj keeps nodding "In truth I'm.... I'm......."
Aj mouths: ["It's okay bro..."]
Logan: "I'M HOGAN PAUL BROTHER!" *puts on yellow sunglasses
*LOUDEST POP IN 20 YEARS*
*Aj and Hogan Paul start posing in the ring*
Limp Bizkit appears from the crowd to do an impromptu live concert and a law is passed that all the female wrestlers need to wear fishnets
