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>LET ME TELL YOU A STORY: A MARK WALKS INTO A BAR, ORDERS A DRINK, THE HOOK NOSED BARTENDER GIVES HIM ONE, IT SMELLS WEIRD, IT LOOKS WEIRD BUT HE TRIES IT ANYWAY. IT'S ACTUAL PISS. HE SPITS IT OUT IN DISGUST.
> HE YELLS TO THE BARTENDER "ITS PISS" THE BARTENDER PUTS HIS DICK AWAY, ZIPS HIS PANTS UPSAYS "ITS NOT PISS, ITS THE FINEST GOY DRINK OF THEM ALL".
>THE MARK GETS ANGRY SAYS. "I KNOW PISS, I MAKE PISS MYSELF, I CAUGHT YOU RED HANDED HANDLING YOUR DICK JUST NOW. YOU PISSED IN THIS GLASS"
>THE BARTENDER SAYS "THATS ANTIPISSEMITIC OF YOU, YOU ARENT A RACIST ARE YOU?"
>THE MARK TRIES TO PICK A FIGHT BUT ANOTHER HOOKNOSE COMES TO THE BAR, HE SAYS "ITS ILLEGAL TO CALL IT PISS, EVEN IF IT WAS PISS YOU WOULDNT WANT TO SAY YOU DRANK PISS NOW WOULD YOU?" THE MARK LOOKS CONFUSED.
>ANOTHER MARK WALKS IN, SAME THING, HE YELLS AT THE BARTENDER. YOU KNOW WHAT THE MARK SAYS TO THE FRESH MARK?
>"ITS ANTISEMITIC TO CALL IT PISS, I WOULDN'T DRINK PISS, ARE YOU CALLING ME A PISS DRINKER? YOU KNOWS THERE IS LAWS THAT MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO CALL IT PISS. THIS BARTENDER IS THE BEST BARTENDER IN THE WORLD, OUR GREATEST ALLY, YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO BE A RACIST NOW WOULD YOU. JUST DRINK UP AND I'LL BUY THE NEXT ROUND"
