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>be me
>king of kings
>the game
>the cerebral assassin
>triple h
>wake up and bang my hot big titty milf wife
>kiss my daughters goodbye
>phone rings blasting "BOW DOWN TO THE, BOW DOWN TO THE KING!"
>it's the elite calling me again, begging for a job
>ignore them and hop in my super cool hotrod
>drive to work
>Ciampa is waiting for me at the entrance as usual
>hands me a list of all the locker room rules that were broken yesterday
>read it over
>nothing maj-
>"WTF?! Theory said Motorhead was overrated!"
>squirt some rogaine on my hand
>pat it on Ciampas head and call him "a good boy"
>he hits a thigh slap then forward roles back to work
>kids got potential
>phone rings again
>it's Dean
>answer and tell him sorry we got nothing for him yet
>tell him to wait and we can do a SHIELD reunion in a few years
>he starts crying and yelling into the phone
>hang up on him
>walk into work
>everyone takes a knee as I walk in
>tell them "rise and get back to work"
>head into my office
>take a seat in my chair covered in skulls
>read email
>RAW ratings skyrocketed again
>AEW failed to hit a Milly again
>chuckle
>"it's good to be king"