wow, can't wait for more heel MJF promos
>comes out wearing his Jericho gimmick theft scarf
>chewing gum because it's the easiest, most cliche way for a heel to look cocky
>gets on mic and tells the audience to shut up, because that's cheap heat
>calls the local sports team bad
>says the men in the audience aren't men and the woman are ugly
>brings up the babyface he's feuding with
>tries to talk down to them by calling them something like "Moxey boy"
>rattles off some insults about his opponent that he found on Reddit by sorting thread comments to Controversial
>gets challenged to a fight, says he won't debase himself by wrestling for people from (local town)
>makes the opponent jump through hoops for like a month before he'll bother to wrestle them
>proceeds to either win via cheating or lose despite attempts at cheating
wash, rinse, repeat
