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Top 50 reasons why Bryan Danielson SUCKS!

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1. No moveset. He just does fake-looking kicks and can't lift for shit.
2. Shit on the mic
3. He's the same character as John Cena.
4. He's a midget
5. Out of shape. If you saw this guy at a public pool you'd think he's just some homeless guy.
6. Beyond childish
7. No character
8. The goat shirt
9. He cried after getting BTFOd by the Miz
10. His theme music sucks
11. He's not marketable.
12. His title reign was a joke.
13. Team Hell No
14. He's overrated.
15. He's gross and he has a rash. He looks like he caught herpes from Darren Young
16. He's married to a tranny
17. He cried on live TV because he couldn't fake fight anymore
18. HE'S GAPED MAGGLE!
19. The flying goat
20. He's not believable
21. Shitty meme kickpads
22. His dorky smile
23. The worst "badass" character ever
24. He can't lift anyone
25. He's a creepy Chris Benoit ripoff
26. He's a vegan and he likes eating plant semen
27. He's a John Cena dick lover
28. Absolutely no memorable spots
29. He was involved in the second worst storyline of all time
30. When he was a heel he was even more G rated
31. He lost to Sheamus in 18 seconds
32. He cried on Total Divas because his wife Brie had sex with black men
33. He got gaped on live TV by a colored fellow of homosexual persuasion and it almost broke me
34. He's an indie jobber
35. His authority storyline sucked
36. The running knee is the worst finisher of all time
37. He literally hulks up
38. Predictable matches
39. HE'S GAPED MOTHAFUCKAS!!!
40. "Miracle on bourbon street"
41. He's corny
42. Shitty attire. He wears shitty trunks and meme kickpads
43. He was never good
45. His push was forced
46. People only reference his past when asked why he's good
47. Not WWE material which is why he went to AEW
48. He's from Aberdeen, Washington
49. His character is a pussy. He did nothing while Darren Young took advantage of him
50. His fans suck