/pw/ - Professional Wrestling

[113 / 11 / 28]

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:19:39 No.8020930 View View Reply Original Report

>Is the sexiest pro wrestler in you're path
They should make Braun the champ, I conducted a poll at my gym and he's huge with the teen girl demographic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:32:05 No.8021030 Report

Quoted By: >>8021494

>>8020930
No cap he's drippy with everyone. I took a local survey of my college and it said that he's super hip in the black community. We rock with Braun here, he's on god bussin

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:50:08 No.8021151 Report

Quoted By:

I work in marketing and would love for my company(can't tell you all which one, I signed a NDA) to work with Braun. He's got such an eye catching look and so much charisma and he'd be a huge crossover star. I think he'd be bigger than Macho Man and Slim Jim!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:53:53 No.8021179 Report

Quoted By: >>8021201 >>8021614

I work at a Men's Wellness/Longevity clinic, and when new clients come in the number one thing they say is "my ideal body is Braun from WWE"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:57:19 No.8021201 Report

Quoted By:

>>8021179
That makes a lot of sense. I'm really new to pro wrestling. I saw him on a "Body Goals/Dream Physique" thread on /fit/ and had to see what this whole crazy sport was about. They should make him the champion. He's a lot more physically imposing than Roman Reigns. They should also compensate him, there's lots of new viewers to WWE like me because of him

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 05:02:53 No.8021241 Report

Quoted By: >>8021420

>>8020930
Wow I'll have to fight them off for my share! I work at a hospital and a lot of the times we have TVs playing in the reception area. Everytime he's on TV me and the other female nurses gossip about how hot he is. I've heard a lot of the female patients say the same thing when wrestling is on in their rooms. We have big strong male nurses to carry the fat patients and they all say that they look up to him!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 05:03:32 No.8021245 Report

Quoted By: >>8021420

Porn Producer here. Actors and actresses alike are obsessed with him. Men want to be him. Women want to be with him. Some companies are willing to give him 8-figure contracts for one scene.
Make him champ.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 05:06:23 No.8021265 Report

Quoted By:

Gay boi here. In the bathhouses we're always talking about Braun...it's best when he wears his nipple rings ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 05:10:52 No.8021301 Report

Quoted By:

I'm a former redditor who got brainwashed into the tranny pipeline and I was buying the masks with the blush and whiskers on them and going to ROH, GCW and AEW shows and everything.
I saw a video of Braun highlights and realized more than anything I wanted to be a real man and that even if it's hard and you need superhuman work ethic and talent like him, if I could even be a fraction of a man as he is I could be proud of myself. I credit Braun for showing me what a man should be like. I credit him for me finally hitting the gym, eating right and getting my test levels right. He saved me from eventually 41%ing myself. He's the champ in my heart, and it'd be really cool if they made him the champ in real life

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 05:16:31 No.8021344 Report

Quoted By:

Hello and Good Morning sirs(it is current around 10:45 where I am living) The Monster among Men is like real superhero! I think he is strongest in WWE even more than The tribal chief Roman Regns. Mister Braun is so strong I think he could beet up our gods(in my culture their are many of them). We always watch wrestling hear and most popular is always BRAUN STROWMAN!
Triple HHH should be making him champion

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 05:24:45 No.8021420 Report

Quoted By:

>>8020930
>>8021241
>>8021245
That's hilarious because I've noticed the same thing. I work a sports bar that plays pro wrestling as well and almost every time Braun comes on screen there's some women swooning over him. They always ask me "What show is this? That guy is so hot". Braun's inadvertently caused so many relationships issues lol. He should get a kickback for the growing woman viewer base maybe in the form of a world championship

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 05:28:23 No.8021449 Report

Quoted By: >>8021520

I have a buddy who works at Walmart and he says they can't keep Braun toys on the shelf they're selling out so fast. Every little boy wants to be him and every little girl wants to marry him when they grow up. None of the other WWE toys sell out that fast. Is this happening in other places?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 05:33:47 No.8021494 Report

Quoted By:

>>8021030
Ayo Brauneezy is over af in my hood. He's white but from what I hear the homegurlz saying he might be black downstairs if you know what I'm sayin'. He got dem bitches walking crazy and dey used to dudes slanging so Brailun might really be a monster among men, even bigger than us. Dem kidz in my neighborhood want to be more like Braun than dey do any rappers. They should make him champ, WWE would sell so many replica belts to the hood, Braun makes that bling bling look cool af. He gets an N-word pass from me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 05:36:36 No.8021520 Report

Quoted By:

>>8021449
That sounds just like my little boy. All he wants for Christmas is a Braun action figure. I asked him if he wanted a replica belt since he watches Smackdown all the time now but he said not until they put the title on Braun so WWE if you're listening, you're missing out on money not having him as champ

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 05:40:15 No.8021545 Report

Quoted By: >>8021990

>>8020930
imagine if he had a brain that worked lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 05:41:58 No.8021563 Report

Quoted By:

Brother inshallah Braun is great man.
But brother you can not make it so tough with our woman. Father always told "When Braun is popping, the burkas be dropping." When you are woman you can not do this.
But brother, Braun is real hero and champion here. You pray to Allah, then you pray to Braun. Inshallah Allahu Akbar

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 05:46:25 No.8021592 Report

Quoted By: >>8024981

Hollywood agent here. I won't name names, but WWE tried to make Braun a huge crossover star and put him in movies and he got politicked out by some big players. The A list men kept feeling like they getting mogged and overshadowed by his stature and charisma(they were) and all the Hollywood starlets kept flirting with him. We told Braun what was going on and he said no hard feelings, he's a really humble dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 05:49:19 No.8021614 Report

Quoted By: >>8030230

>>8021179
>"my ideal body is Braun from WWE"
For me it's Drew.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ok.jpg, 13KiB, 480x360

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 05:51:15 No.8021619 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 05:54:32 No.8021641 Report

Quoted By: >>8021683

>>8020930
Oh man it's really funny but I actually know(well I guess knew) him in real life. Adam used to frequent the gym I go to but got banned from the gym because the owner kept getting mogged by him in lifts and super easily too. The owner was a really competitive strongman with body dysmorphia so seeing Adam's perfect body always set him off. He's cooled down in the years and is super proud of Adam's successful career as Braun. We both hope Braun becomes world champ soon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 06:01:32 No.8021683 Report

Quoted By:

>>8021641
Das funny ese. Me and mi amigos who work in construction always say "este trabajo sería muy fácil si el monstruo entre los hombres estuviera aquí" which means this job would be really easy if the monster among men was here. I bet that cabron could build a casa with no tools!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 06:14:16 No.8021767 Report

Quoted By:

>>8020930
It's wild because you'd think they'd be simping over flippy flopper twink gymnastics wrestlers but they're all obsessed with Braun. Tons of e-thots making tiktoks stitching Braun footage with the audio of lots of cats meowing, the hey daddy audio or the scary movie "my pussy's going crazy" audio. I would link or post them but jealous twinks got the videos taken down

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO images (4).jpg, 6KiB, 300x168

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 06:16:21 No.8021773 Report

Quoted By:

>>8020930
Grug ask around fire pit and most tribe say Braun make stick very hard.
One say stick burn though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 06:22:01 No.8021791 Report

Quoted By:

OMG!!! Me and the girlies at my sorority put on wrestling one night just for funsies and because Roman totally looks like Jason Mamoa but we were all awestruck by Braun. Like for real he's peak man. Even our lesbian sisters said they'd make the exception for him and their hot lesbians not like the ugly tumblr and twitter lesbians. Let's just say there's a lot of vibrations and moaning on during Friday Night Smackdown now ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 06:28:30 No.8021821 Report

Quoted By:

>>8020930
Holy fuck! This guy is real?!?
I played some of the WWE video games with my friends and thought he was just a video game character! There's no way someone that big and strong could exist in real life. I get why people think wrestling is fake now. How can you have someone like that and not have him as your world champ forever? I think people would buy into wrestling more if an actual larger than life person like that was the central focus of the company

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO CC58C203-59D0-49E7-933C-6B14FD91 (...).jpg, 59KiB, 1014x675

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 06:34:08 No.8021845 Report

Quoted By: >>8021858

Weird that you should say this because I am in fact the Number one fan of Braun Stroman. You may all claim to be fan’s of Braun, but why hasn’t he picked you to be his tag team partner and capture the belts at Wrestlemania like he did with me? If Braun has 1 million fans then there are 999,999 other people that don’t cheer as hard for him as I do. Every decision I make in life I ask what would Brain do? That’s why I got my Nipples pierced at 11, left my steroid syringes laying about in one of my Tik Tok’s, I started eating Tide Pods hoping I’ll be retarded one day and when I come back to reclaim my championship Shane-O Mac will say Nuh-Nuh-Nicholas you’re so stupid. Then maybe I’ll get slimed! I even chose my own narrative (and my nutrition) all during the pandemic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 06:38:33 No.8021858 Report

Quoted By:

>>8021845
I remember this! He's so good with kids that I could literally feel my ovaries kicking into maximum overdrive. I'm a big career woman with a big girl job making 7 figures a year but if a man like Braun walked into my life I'd become a housewife in a snap and give him 10+ kids. I still look at this picture and imagine that's Braun being tag champions with our son <3

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 06:45:44 No.8021896 Report

Quoted By:

I won't say who I am but I'm an important player in the biz. I decided I didn't want to pay Adam what he deserved to get him for my show and now my show's ratings have been decreasing week after week. I think we would have had a true rival product if I had only offered him what he's worth and made him champion instead of trying to jew him. I blame the flippy floppy wrestlers in my ears who I now realize are just pretending to be my friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 06:53:48 No.8021929 Report

Quoted By:

>>8020930
Sheeeeesh no cap Braun GOAT'd with the sauce fr fr. Ong he ratios Midman Leigns

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 088_RAW_04022018hm_1107--d994728 (...).jpg, 129KiB, 1200x675

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 07:05:58 No.8021990 Report

Quoted By:

>>8021545
He's literally the smartest wrestler in the WWE. I do psychological panels to assess wrestlers mindstates and I also administer IQ tests. Braun qualifies for Mensa. What's funny is all the former indie wrestlers had such low IQs(combination of poor genetics and headdrops, etc) that they were diagnosed as having mental retardation so they had us throw out the tests so they didn't have to comply with certain disability laws. We teased Braun about being so smart with the Brain angle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 07:19:10 No.8022048 Report

Quoted By:

I went backpacking across Europe and Asia. Did you all know they worship Braun in some parts of other countries? Not even like gods with amazing physiques that happen to look like Braun but literal 8 x 10 WWE photos of Braun. I saw them make crazy offerings even though they looked poor as fuck. Maybe they're trying to get him to be champion. WWE stop these people from suffering, let them see Braun as champ!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 07:25:39 No.8022069 Report

Quoted By:

I work for a sex toy company (laugh it up retards, it pays well) and the most requested celebrity dildo by far is Braun. We exchanged emails with his team and sent him a mold and everything when he eventually let us know that the mold was way too small and at that point we realized we had to call the whole thing off because we didn't want to get sued for causing any of our customers bodily harm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 07:31:39 No.8022092 Report

Quoted By:

>>8020930
Adult women's demographic too. I go to an all women's gym and we like to gossip in the shower about who's hot and whatever and it gets so hot and steamy whenever anyone mentions Braun(and not just from the shower lol). Last time everyone got so hot and bothered that we all started making out. It was at a time where all the old ladies were at pool jazzercise so we were just a bunch of hot barely legal college girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 08:42:21 No.8022341 Report

Quoted By:

I haven't watched WWF in forever but I saw this dude on my screen and just had to tune in. How do you have a specimen like that and not make him your champion?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 08:47:25 No.8022354 Report

Quoted By:

>>8020930
I did my own survey at the local glory hole and Braun came out on top

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 08:59:19 No.8022396 Report

Quoted By:

I took a statistics course and for my project I surveyed my entire school building and the vast majority thought that Braun was champion based on looks alone. I got an A+ on it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 09:07:07 No.8022419 Report

Quoted By:

Porn Producer here. Actors and actresses alike are obsessed with him. Men want to be in him. Women want to be with him. Some companies are willing to give him 8-figure contracts for one scene.
Make him champ.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 11:00:58 No.8022735 Report

Quoted By:

mental illness

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 12:00:57 No.8022922 Report

Quoted By:

>>8020930
>12 posters
kek what the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 13:55:24 No.8023384 Report

Quoted By:

I was a poll worker in Connecticut (where WWE HQ is) and on the exit poll they asked you who you thought deserved to be world champion. Braun won that poll by a landslide. He is truly the people's champion

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 16:29:02 No.8024105 Report

Quoted By:

Anyone else just wanna bottle up some of his sweat and drink it? Pure aphrodisiacs right there. I'm surprised wrestlers don't get hard being grabbed by his big strong arms. This isn't gay I'm biologically female

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 17:04:42 No.8024307 Report

Quoted By:

Holy cow! I can't say who I work for or divulge on what projects I'm working on but let's just say I think we found our God of War ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 17:14:08 No.8024379 Report

Quoted By:

Dang it all. I dun told our promoter that we shoulda splurged and spent our money to get an appearance or match from Braun but the daggun idjit dun spent the money on flippy shitters no ones ever dun heard of. I took a poll at my local bar and they all said "We wanna see Braun!"
We coulda dun had eyes on our product but now we're out of bid'ness I'm back to bagging groceries at Kroger's. Y'all take a lesson from my dumbass boss, size is the prize as we say in the South

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 17:22:47 No.8024428 Report

Quoted By:

I administer drug tests in the WWE and a lot of my time is spent as a piss tester(not taster lmao that's gross). It violates HIPPA but let me tell you that Braun is all natural, no drugs or enhancements in that system. Also holy moly the hog on that man. I tried not to look but it's really hard to miss. He really is the monster among men!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 17:37:20 No.8024513 Report

Quoted By:

Oh wow I saw this dude on at an airport the other day! I thought I knew who he was so I just went up to him and said "Hey, The Mountain, can I get your autograph?" He politely let me know that he wasn't The Mountain from Game of Thrones and that he was a strongman and that he was actually WWE Superstars Braun Strowman! I ended up watching wrestling for the first time since the Attitude Era after that and I can't believe they haven't made him champion yet.

One other thing that was funny was literally all eyes were glue to him. Especially the ladies, a bunch of them even dropped their girly Starbucks drinks, mouth agape straight up staring. Lol!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 17:53:41 No.8024610 Report

Quoted By: >>8024752

Wow is this stuff really not an isolated thing? I go on my daily walk and I've been seeing kids pretending to be Braun all the time but I just thought it was a local thing. For that matter the moms always seem a bit hot and bothered when they see the Braun action figures.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO bb134-16618671152137-1920.jpg, 86KiB, 1280x720

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 17:58:44 No.8024662 Report

Quoted By: >>8029979

This thread isn't funny

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO debi-mazer-maggie.gif, 72KiB, 220x124

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 18:03:44 No.8024716 Report

Quoted By:

I work at a Hot Topic and we can barely keep the new Monster of All Monster Braun shirts in stock. Girls keep asking about the shirt and asking what horror movie he's from and that want to play as/with him in Dead By Daylight. I tell them that he's a WWE Superstar and show them a picture and I always get pic related reaction. These are the aloof goth/emo bitches too who'd you would think would be into twinks. Braun also sells way more tshirts than Roman, they should make him champ instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 18:07:32 No.8024752 Report

Quoted By:

>>8024610
Oh wow you're lucky you even have the action figures in your area anymore! They're on back stock in all stores in my area. A lot of places are selling them online only because moms and kids kept getting into fights over the figures and the police kept having to get involved.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO images.jpeg-74.jpg, 31KiB, 535x573

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 18:08:01 No.8024758 Report

Quoted By: >>8024881

>This thread isn't funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 18:22:06 No.8024869 Report

Quoted By:

I work as a school teacher and we did the whole "what do you wanna be when you grow up thing". Tell me why every answer was either "Braun Strowman" or "Braun Strowman's wife". There were a couple of kids that said YouTube streamer but they got beat up by all the other kids

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 18:23:47 No.8024881 Report

Quoted By:

>>8024758
Nice selfie

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 18:37:50 No.8024981 Report

Quoted By:

>>8021592
Oh wow sounds similar to my experience. I work on a TV show and brought up that Braun would be perfect as the secondary male lead but our lead actor kept getting mad and actively rejecting the idea. What's funny is the day after I brought it up you could tell that he started wearing lifts and only comes on set with a pump and now has invisible lat syndrome lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 18:47:15 No.8025076 Report

Quoted By:

Ah herro there anons. I run a nair saron and we cannot have the wrestring on because the nair technician arways get the distracted by the monster among men. They arways say they want to ruv Braun rong time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 18:54:17 No.8025134 Report

Quoted By:

I'm a big name streamer with a ton of followers. I took multiple polls on my various platforms on who people wanted to dethrone Roman the most and the overwhelming majority was Braun. I broke the voted down into demographics and Braun nearly pulled off a clean sweep in the female category. I'm pretty sure he got 100% of the biological women votes and that only "women" voted for wrestlers like Gargano or Mustafa Ali

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 19:01:23 No.8025209 Report

Quoted By:

One of the famous musicians I manage really wanted to use him in her music video but her husband(who is also a famous musician) absolutely forbade it. It would have been an amazing music video but when you have an artist threatening to leave a label and risk litigation running 7+ figures you just cast somebody else. Ive never seen such a reaction from a man or woman. If men want to be him so bad and women want to be with him they should make him champion and the face of the company

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 19:12:12 No.8025294 Report

Quoted By:

I'm an indie wrestler and been wrestling for 30+ years in bingo halls and I hate Braun so much. He's like me if I were born with talent and a work ethic. I'm not charismatic like Brain so I had to try and get over with smarks doing flippy floppy bullshit and now I'm partially paralyzed. Everytime I see him and see how successful he is I just sit here (because I can't stand anymore) and seethe. I hope I die from a heart attack from sheer anger before they give him his just dues very soon winning the rumble and dethroning Roman. I don't think I could see him stand at the pinnacle of the industry while I can barely wipe my ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 20:10:36 No.8025728 Report

Quoted By: >>8026150

Braun's cool. I've come to appreciate him as the top big guy in the industry. You've got people like Corbin but he's just a tall skinny fat bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 20:52:59 No.8026150 Report

Quoted By:

>>8025728
Yeah I agree Corbin is a jealous cuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 22:27:48 No.8027046 Report

Quoted By:

>>8020930
huh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 23:21:13 No.8027497 Report

Quoted By:

I totally agree with everyone here. I know a lot of people that stopped watching when Braun got fired only to return after he came back. They should make him champion

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 23:40:56 No.8027646 Report

Quoted By: >>8028285

I'm a wrestling journalist and I have a very reliable source that says that Braun is straight up tearing through the divas locker room. He's the reason that a lot of the divas stopped being on the same show as their bfs and that's a shoot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 23:44:39 No.8027674 Report

Quoted By: >>8029940

>Posters: 16
I regret helping this thread last night, bros...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 00:07:18 No.8027889 Report

Quoted By:

I would love for WWE to come to my country but Braun is banned because women kept throwing themselves at him. The average height here is 5'5" so they all thought he was a walking god.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 00:14:54 No.8027941 Report

Quoted By:

Me and the lads were out drinking when Crown Jewel happened and they were airing the event at the bar. I can tell you Ive never heard a louder crowd at any even than at that bar when Braun beat Omos. The bar owner got everyone free drinks all night that night. I can't wait to see what happens when Braun beats Roman and becomes champ!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 01:05:53 No.8028285 Report

Quoted By: >>8029232

>>8027646
I heard WWE had to offer at least eight figures to get Braun to come back because the fan demand for him was so huge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 02:15:13 No.8029232 Report

Quoted By: >>8029827

>>8028285
I believe it. WWE's stock has sky rocketed ever since he came back!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 02:41:43 No.8029589 Report

Quoted By:

This whippersnapper is the bee's knees. I actually scouted Hulk Hogan when people knew him as Terry. I think this Braun fella can be bigger than Hogan if they make him the face of the company. Darn tootin'!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 03:05:40 No.8029827 Report

Quoted By:

>>8029232
BRAUN=DIMES

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 03:19:45 No.8029940 Report

Quoted By:

>>8027674
I tried to give this guy the rub and help him get over but I admit im regretting it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 03:22:13 No.8029958 Report

Quoted By: >>8030173

>>8020930
>gym
>teen girl demographic

Planet fitness isnt a gym

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 03:25:22 No.8029979 Report

Quoted By:

>>8024662
nobody's joking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 03:52:20 No.8030173 Report

Quoted By: >>8030201

>>8029958
There's plenty of sexy teens lifting at gyms with power racks now. You'd know that if you ever lifted a weight in your life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 03:56:11 No.8030201 Report

Quoted By:

>>8030173
And they hang up posters of Braun all over the gym to motivate them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 03:59:57 No.8030230 Report

Quoted By:

>>8021614
Congrats you and my mom have the same taste in men

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 04:11:55 No.8030299 Report

Quoted By: >>8030679

>>8020930
Oh wow this is a real human being? He looks like a video game character with all the muscles maxed out! I came here from /v/ to see if WWE 2K22 was worth it since it's 75% off digitally. If he's in it I'm definitely buying the game!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 04:40:06 No.8030485 Report

Quoted By:

>>8020930
OMG what a hottie. I'm gonna tell all my girlfriends to start watching wrestling instead of Real Housewives, Love is Blind or Keeping Up with the Kardashians. We didn't know such a prime specimen of man existed mmmmmm..... he's hotter than Henry Cavill and the entirety of k-pop

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 04:45:03 No.8030510 Report

Quoted By: >>8031642

I'm a decorated human scientist at a prestigious university and we are trying to get a grant to study this man. I believe he may be superhuman. Such perfect genes needs to be studied for the benefit of the human race though I do believe that there was tremendous work out into achieving such a physique. Undoubtedly 100x more work than the average weekend warrior indie wrestler would put in breaking his neck for a hotdog and a handshake. WWE should put him at the forefront of their product. It's like if DC decided to promote a random shlub off the street vs Superman

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 04:45:09 No.8030511 Report

Quoted By:

braun probystand in the clowshow performance center gym and look at himself in the mirror all day while roman reigns livening good life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 04:54:52 No.8030567 Report

Quoted By:

I'm a cute alt emo e-girl and I think he's so totally cute ^_^ Usually I'm into twinky dudes but Braun's the hottest a total beefcake could be. I heard he has nipple piercings, I'd love to show him mine ~rawr~ XP
I'll teach him how to play Valorant and support him under the desk <3

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 05:14:47 No.8030679 Report

Quoted By: >>8030712

>>8030299
He's in 2k22. He's the strongest character in the game :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 05:22:37 No.8030712 Report

Quoted By:

>>8030679
Oh wow! It must be the most realistic sports game of all time! I'm going to gift it to all of my Steam friends. I think if Braun wins the title soon I'm gonna buy the game at full price and gift it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 06:22:46 No.8031053 Report

Quoted By: >>8031278 >>8031297

We actually started running into supply issues at my factory because there was too much demand for Braun action figures. Some of my coworkers already got fired for taking a bunch of them and illegally selling them. Most of them already made enough from those action figures to retire it's wild.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 06:44:23 No.8031168 Report

Quoted By:

Holy fuck guys. I've been messing around with ai/stable diffusion for the last couple of days and everytime I put in a prompts like "perfect man" or "humongous draw" it keeps outputting images of Braun!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 07:04:46 No.8031278 Report

Quoted By:

>>8031053
I wondered what happened to those. I've driven to nearly every Walmart and Target in my state and none of them have Braun Strowman action figures in stock. My little ones are gonna be so disappointed. I think they might be happy if I get them a PS5 and a copy of WWE 2K22 but as far as I know 2 people can't play as the same person and I know they both want to play as Braun!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 07:13:56 No.8031297 Report

Quoted By:

>>8031053
Oh man I hope they resolve this soon. I'm too old to play with action figures but a kid at the local elementary school got shot and robbed because he brought his Braun Strowman action figure to show and tell. I've never seen people this ravenous for a toy before or this much demand for merchandise of a single wrestler!
I also heard one kid got hit in the face with a baseball bat for wearing a Baron Corbin shirt and I don't blame them lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 07:25:12 No.8031332 Report

Quoted By:

I'm not sure what the lingo of the kids means these days but Braun has been described by my students as "W, based, sheeesh, heat, cold af, valid, sturdy and bussin"
I've heard these same kids call Baron Corbin a "Walking L, cringe, sussy baka, and a bozo"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 07:43:22 No.8031414 Report

Quoted By:

I think Braun is real groovy baby. It's be far out if WWE could like make him champion like psychedelical my dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 07:47:02 No.8031440 Report

Quoted By: >>8031443 >>8031797

What the hell is going on in this thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 07:48:52 No.8031443 Report

Quoted By:

>>8031440
Braun

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 07:51:46 No.8031458 Report

Quoted By:

I work for an esteemed women's gossip and entertainment magazine and we're known for our harsh rating of men wherein even we'll give the biggest names in Hollywood only 3 out of 5 stars. The committee decided based on a unanimous vote that involved a huge staff that we should break the scale and give Braun 6 stars out of 5. The six star monster among men!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 07:55:41 No.8031486 Report

Quoted By:

I'm a registered dietitian and so far the all the people that have stuck to their diets and lost weight and made positive life changes all told me the looked to Braun for inspiration. What an awesome role model. WWE should make him championsl, it'd be great for the future if kids have someone like him to look up to

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 08:03:47 No.8031520 Report

Quoted By:

I'm a gigachad and I usually run through multiple sluts a day via tinder. I had a humongous dry spell and couldn't figure out why. Turns out Braun was building a house in my area and was on tinder too! I knew I couldn't compete so I just changed states and now everything's all hunky dory now lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 08:25:42 No.8031642 Report

Quoted By:

>>8030510
Braun's genes going over cancer and curing Roman and Roman passing the torch to Braun would be the most kino story ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 08:37:13 No.8031695 Report

Quoted By: >>8031728

I'm a junior reporter at the New York Times. About a week ago, me and another reporter noticed that the intern who makes the coffee was wearing a shirt exclaiming that he was, "Built Like a Meat Castle." We asked the young gentleman what the meaning of his shirt was, and he entranced us with the statistics and accomplishments of the great Braun Strowman. We rushed to the senior editor. Show him this man's exploits, we said. After watching Braun break a wrestling ring with his sheer girth, the decision was made. We're covering WWE in the paper of record starting next week, look for an announcement on the front page of the Sunday times. Thank you Braun Strowman, you saved my career.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 08:44:34 No.8031728 Report

Quoted By: >>8031801

>>8031695
Braun is such a cool guy! I interviewed him multiple times and he's so humble. My girlfriend and her friends didn't believe a human being could be so massive so I brought them along to see him live while I was interviewing him. He was so nice and he invited them to see a dark match or something because I heard lots of grunting and screaming and clapping. The only thing is I think Braun could have got them more comfortable seats because they were all walking funny afterwards but I think I gotta bring that up with the stadium that their chairs aren't up to code or whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 08:58:56 No.8031797 Report

Quoted By:

>>8031440
Jews concern trolling but tailoring it thematically to the board

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 08:59:27 No.8031801 Report

Quoted By: >>8031860

>>8031728
Braun is such a gentleman. I knew he knew how to take care of the ladies ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 09:06:26 No.8031838 Report

Quoted By: >>8031844

I'm retired but I occasionally do stints as a mall Santa. During my last few shifts literally every kids has told me they either wanted to meet Braun, get a Braun toy or wanted Braun to win the Universal or WWE title or marry Braun for Christmas! I lived through peak Hulkamania and this is even bigger than that. WWE had the opportunity of a lifetime. He's got a once in a lifetime physique and a one in a lifetime presence and charisma to him. They should make him champion, it would make a lot of kids happy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 09:07:47 No.8031844 Report

Quoted By:

>>8031838
Braun is going to be such a hard and cool santa

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 09:10:23 No.8031860 Report

Quoted By: >>8031996

>>8031801
Imagine you already came and he just keeps pounding your pussy and says "I'm not finished with you!"
I just came again thinking about it~
I'm a biological female btw, I watch WWE not AEW

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 09:14:35 No.8031872 Report

Quoted By:

>>8020930
You ain't lying about teen girls being obsessed with him. I coach cheerleading and we share the gym with other sports teams. Well the football team had a life size cardboard cutout of Braun in the weight room as motivation. The cheerleaders stole it and took it to the girls shower and it came back soaked, sticky and falling apart. They never turned on any water! 0_0

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 09:19:07 No.8031889 Report

Quoted By:

The patriarchy is absolute garbage. White heteronormative masculinity is ruining the country and the planet and I'm a nonbinary AFAB with pretty privelege that hates men but Braun, Braun can destroy this pussy. I go by they/them but Braun can make a woman out of me

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1657498309537.gif, 689KiB, 500x375

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 09:19:52 No.8031891 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 09:24:34 No.8031900 Report

Quoted By:

I'm Braun's father and I'm sending him photos of this amazing support post! Thank you so much for all your amazing stories!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 09:25:00 No.8031901 Report

Quoted By:

Guys I'm so proud. My son's first words were "GET THESE HANDS"
My son already has more muscle mass than me and he's not even a year old. My muscles have atrophied because I'm wheelchair bound after injuring my spinal cord doing flippy floppy shit in an indie ring where they didn't even know how to set up the ropes correctly. It wasn't worth the hotdog and the handshake and it didn't even pop the crowd

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 09:30:38 No.8031922 Report

Quoted By:

Guys I need help. I'm a lucid dreamer and I use it to live out my fantasies but even with years of experience and full control Braun still beats me up and takes the girl. Is me beating up Braun that unrealistic that I can't even do it in my wildest dreams? I try not to think about Braun before going to sleep but I keep imagining how good my life would be if I had a physique like his and could just impose my will on anyone I wanted

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO tenor.gif, 3MiB, 498x280

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 09:35:37 No.8031941 Report

Quoted By:

I'm pretty sure Braun is a superhero and pro wrestling is the only place he can fit in and have some fun because people think it's fake and will just ignore superhuman feats of strength

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 09:53:06 No.8031996 Report

Quoted By:

>>8031860
My legs are already quivering. Go on~

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 13:08:42 No.8032630 Report

Quoted By:

>>8020930
What a hunk, I know what I want for Christmas. I'm a hot milf btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 16:27:24 No.8033615 Report

Quoted By:

>>8020930
eyes on the prise

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 568c9847c54341a47ac5d3a265339704.jpg, 82KiB, 948x966

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 16:30:03 No.8033634 Report

Quoted By: >>8033790

>>8020930
Based and Monster-pilled

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 16:54:00 No.8033790 Report

Quoted By:

>>8033634
Did they? Omg I wish I was her

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches