Check this out motherfuckers, I'm staying in a rented cabin in Gatlinburg TN as part of a business trip. A lot of people stay at this particular cabin, so it has a guestbook. Here's what I wrote in it:
>Really had a good time except for one thing. I was sitting in the hot tub and I saw a bear! It was a big black bear, and so I went down to the creek to give him some food. However, it turned out that this bear was really horny, and it proceeded to rape me terribly. I ran back to the cabin, but the bear followed and raped my wife as well. I finally had to beat it to death with one of those cutting boards on the wall. Whatever you do, don't look in the bathtub because that's where I left him.