>Comes into dining room wearing comfy Undertaker themed pajamas, with fuzzy purple socks, Undertaker teddy bear in hand.
>Frantically grabs fork and collects all end pieces of ham that have the burned, crispy bits of skin and deposits them into my plate
>Rips it to shreds and then reaches over other anons in a rude fashion to grab gravy container
>pour a large amount over shredded ham while asking everyone their opinion on various Undertaker gimmicks and outfits
>seizes bread roll plate, take at least 3 rolls and rip apart over gravy and ham, stirring it all together violently with fork
>Salt the absolute living daylights out of it all and apply crushed red pepper flakes
>..."I really LOVE The UNDERTAKER. I enjoy hearing him speak a lot these days. It is better than any of the modern wrestling going on. I really just love him so much. I hope he shows up in some way for the next Wrestlemania. Don't you, anon?"
>Sees extra piece of ham fat in ham dish, grab that as well.
>I LOVE HAM.
