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>always wrestled as safe as possible to avoid getting injured
>the only memorable match of his career is from 2004 because he never put his body on the line
>fans with a clue call him Boreton
>every colleague of his always says "he could have been better if he tried"
>despite being the most vanilla of all vanilla sports entertainers, he has to retire permanently at 42 because his back is a big pile of sawdust
>no retirement match, the last moment of his career was getting put through the announcers' table by literally whos
>will probably get divorce raped now that he's a disabled retiree who lost a few inches of his height
Reminder that karma is real and bullies always get what they deserve in the end
>the only memorable match of his career is from 2004 because he never put his body on the line
>fans with a clue call him Boreton
>every colleague of his always says "he could have been better if he tried"
>despite being the most vanilla of all vanilla sports entertainers, he has to retire permanently at 42 because his back is a big pile of sawdust
>no retirement match, the last moment of his career was getting put through the announcers' table by literally whos
>will probably get divorce raped now that he's a disabled retiree who lost a few inches of his height
Reminder that karma is real and bullies always get what they deserve in the end
