>I hate all of you in the audience. I legitimately think you're all disgusting and socially maladjusted troglodytes. If you wasted a paycheck on listening to me saying that your hometown sucks than I genuinely think you should kill yourself. Yes, you; fat guy wearing an anime graphic tee. You should kill yourself. This is the lowest form of entertainment known to man and while I may tease going on to greater things I know deep down that being the wittiest wrestler is no different from being the smartest kid on the short bus. The only joy I can possibly find through my role as champion is making you realize how pathetic and worthless individuals you all are. Maybe then you'll have the courage to do what I can't and leave this godforsaken "sport."
