>>8125654>THE I-EAT-ALL-THE-GUACAMOLA>THE MAN OF 1004 LBS>THE FOOD-IS IN HIS MIND>THE CRYINHEART>THE SEXY FEAST>Y2JELLO>THE MENU OF JERICHO>THE STEAKMAKER>Y2K POUNDS>A LITTLE BIT OF THE CHUBBLEH>THE FIRST EVER UNDISPUTED CHOMPION>THE MAN WHO OUT-ATE THE ROCK AND AUSTIN IN ONE NIGHT>CHRIS JERIBLOOOOOAT!BREAK THE WAISTLIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!
FOR THOSE WHO LIKE TO SLOB, EAT WHAT YA WANT
BABY YOU KNOW YOU'RE FOODLESS, 'CAUSE I ATE THE FEAST
BABY WHAT I WEIGH IS NOT OF THE LEAST
BRING IT TO THE SCALE LIKE A WHALE OR A BEAST
STEP INTO MY LEATHER AND BREAK THE WAISTLINE
STEP INTO MY LEATHER AND BREAK THE WAAAISTLIIIINE
(NOW YOU KNOW, JERIBLOAT!)
(TASTES SOOO GOOOOD)
(JERIBLOAT!)
(TASTES SOOO RIIIIIIIGHT)
I WAKE UP AN OBESE CREEP
MY HEART'S WEAK
IT'S LIVING IN THE AGONY OF RED MEAT
I AM THE MASTER OF HIGH BP
I SEE THE PLATTER, HOG IT AND EAT
STEP ONTO A TOWN AND BREAK THE WALLS DOWN
MY HEARTBEAT KEEPS ON SLOWING DOWN
STEP ONTO MY PLATE AND THEN YA KNOW
YOU WERE GNAWED AND CHOMPED BY THE JAWS OF JERICHOOOO
