*Castlevania music drops*
>Ayo! The world is cold, better bundle up! I said, the world is cold..
YO! YO! CUT MY MUSIC DAWG! CUT MY MUSIC! YO! I SAID CUT THAT SH..I ain't Dracula, dawg!
Yo! Alotta stuff going down in AEW right now! My man Mox got robbed of the strap and now he's got beef with *ahem* "Sir" William Regal. But that's only part of it. BRYAN DANIELSON....DAWG, I GOT NO HEAT WIT U, SO LET ME GIVE YOU A WARNING. I see you on your knees in front of Mox and I'm thinkin' "this dude, this dude.." LET ME MAKE IT CLEAR DANIELSON. NOBODY GETS ON THEIR KNEES IN FRONT OF MOX EXCEPT ME! NOBODY! IF ANYONE'S GONNA GET MOX'S NUT, IT'S ME! IT'S ME PAHTNAH! Look my man, everybody knows about your obsession with cock in the locker room. It's dick this and penis that, you got cock comin' out yo mouth 24/7 yo! So let it be, dawg! Mox's nut is exclusively for me to eat, dawg! FIND YOUR OWN COCK, DANIELSON! OR I'LL CHOP OFF MAX CASTER'S DONG AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT FOR YA!! *throws down mic*