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>Be Chrysler CEO
>Stare at the Chrysler Pronto Cruizer concept, bizarro unique car begging to be hotrodded in the after market
>"Fuck this thing needs to be 3 times taller and uglier, maybe make it a 5 seater.
>Basically melt the concept car over a Chrysler Airflow, a 1930's design
>Create the abomination known as PT Cruiser, the retro stylized modern car that reeks cheap plastic and looks like its creator fucked a Volkswagen New Beetle for the worst possible genes.
>Hideous inside an out. Somehow find a million marks to buy one anyway
>"You know what Americans really like, fellow Chrysler CEO? Convertibles"
And you thought it couldn't get worse.
