William Regal has insisted he will not feel at home in WWE without Adama Cole AEW wrestling and 'that dear boy's precious bums'. Regal (hard gay) first become enraptured with Cole's cheeks in 2013, watching an indie match in the UK, and since has gone on to let his job on the independent scene depend on whether the young British star turned up for shows, with prodding from his loyal friends on social media. Cole told us earlier this month that Regal is the one reason he's gone independent, that he's as important to him as a parent. And earlier today, Regal let the world know, in no uncertain terms: "I am and will always be a proud, self-interested old dog. All I care about is staying relevant to the roster, so I can protect the talent and attract the best of them. That, and Cole's succulent arse ." Regal fucks arses . He will always fuck arses. Who's Cole to him anyway? The guy who goes out there and sucks. And that dear boy's precious bums. Like a parent who's too senile to remember what their kids look like. Cole's sweet bums . Regal saw them as he sang Cole's praises to the rest of the wrestling world, and all he's been able to do since is sit in his office and glare at them on his laptop monitor.