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Wow, is that William Regal WWe's cock (knob) (todger) (willy) ? Yummy, I'd butter his crumpets if you get me. Yes mate, I mean I'd shag his arse . My mate, what's that? You don't mean William Regal of EVIL or what?? WHAT THE FUCK, IT IS FREAKIN WILLIAM REGAL. Get me his number right now I said, and I'll shag him whilst he's shagging Eddie Irvine in his dressing room after he's just been in the ring giving a wild grappling demonstration on air for the gutter press. Yes, you will fuck him. That's just what I'm going to do. And it will be so good. It will be so sexy. Just look at that. Even the way he stands there waiting for you to make a move, getting ever so wet and ready. Looks just like he's wearing the pants. Like he's made to do it. Oh, I think he's going to get the phone. So we have this meeting arranged. It's me who's organising it, you understand. The timing's right and we can both get what we want. You just wait here with me. He'll be with Eddie at the same time. You can get to know him a little and find out all about him. I'll bring William Regal round to your place around midnight. It should be fine. The last thing we need now is a gang of stadium security running around thinking they have to protect the wrestlers from the spectators. There's a group called SMASH Wrestling that's trying to get us both booked. I didn't even know they existed, to be honest. SMASH? SMASHING?! GRAB YOUR HANDLEBANDS. It's a foreign TV deal with Japan. They haven't done it with anyone else so far.
