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Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 14:25:47 No.8177897 View View Reply Original Report

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How are Ric and Hulk still alive? Is it because they are draws?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 14:27:52 No.8177913 Report

Quoted By: >>8181194

>>8177897
Their hearts run on dimes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 14:30:58 No.8177931 Report

Quoted By: >>8179145 >>8180607

Hogan is a surprise because he was on as much shit as Warrior and Savage, but Ric wasn't a big roider or a coke guy and had excellent cardio so it's a surprise he had as close of a call as he did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 14:33:50 No.8177952 Report

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>>8177897
Hulk Hogan is a naturally big guy whose heart can handle the roids

Ric Flair became a cardio god after breaking his back and never relied on roids, muscle mass or power moves

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 14:55:14 No.8178101 Report

Quoted By: >>8178171 >>8181194

>>8177897
The good die young but the greats out live us all

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 14:56:52 No.8178110 Report

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>>8177897
Hulk steals the life force of younger people, for some reason it doesn't work on blacks, that's why he's a racist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 14:58:19 No.8178120 Report

Quoted By: >>8180881

Ric has developed an immunity to death from all the booze and coke he's done in his life.

Hogan's life is inextricably tied to Hulkamania and as long as there's one Hulkamaniac left breathing on God's green earth then the Hulkster is gonna keep on trucking brother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 15:04:27 No.8178148 Report

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That's why Owen died. He was anti-dimes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 15:07:42 No.8178171 Report

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>>8178101
Truth

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 15:16:05 No.8178220 Report

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>>8177897
God loves people who make the most out of their lives, Ric and Hulk still work out all the time too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 17:01:52 No.8178977 Report

Quoted By: >>8181194

>>8177897
Ric has already embalmed his body with so much booze it just refuses to die somehow
Hes some medical freak of nature
Hogan is the source of Hulkamania Brother
That can never die

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 17:10:18 No.8179051 Report

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>>8177897
Hogan is kept alive by the sounds and spirits of people shouting out "Nigger", Ric Flair probably has a debt to both Death and God and their bickering over his soul keeps him from dying

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 17:12:58 No.8179076 Report

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Every time Hulk's heart tries to stop beating he starts shaking and then does the YOU! point then goes back to whatever he was doing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 17:17:19 No.8179125 Report

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Ric flair died during the plane crash, we've just been witnessing his spirit wrestle for the last three decades

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 17:18:40 No.8179145 Report

Quoted By: >>8179212

>>8177931
>Ric Flair wasn't a coke guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 17:22:16 No.8179181 Report

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Was the Hulkster a coke guy, dude?!?

Remember they use to say Flair would never finish his drinks... he'd either leave them at a table or throw them in a plant and get a fresh one so he always had a drink in his hand? I think his drinking got really out of hand when he retired and space mountain went limp.... he needed something to fill the void.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 17:25:33 No.8179212 Report

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>>8179145
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 17:38:03 No.8179357 Report

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Wasn't Flair also struck by lightning? Dude must have sold his soul to Satan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 17:39:38 No.8179376 Report

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>>8177897
The best healthcare system in the world

Machine Jerk

Machine Jerk Wed 07 Dec 2022 17:49:44 No.8179484 Report

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Ric is like Mr. Burns with all his diseases trying to get through the door at once getting stuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 17:52:23 No.8179513 Report

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>>8177897
Neither God nor Satan wants them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 19:34:39 No.8180572 Report

Quoted By: >>8181194

>>8177897
God knows that the Hulkster always goes over and never does a job so why even try?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 19:38:04 No.8180607 Report

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>>8177931
Hes still old anon. With the damage all the drugs did to him he is like Ozzy Osbourne tier

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 19:39:30 No.8180620 Report

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>>8177897
The real reason is that they both fuck their respective daughters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:01:47 No.8180825 Report

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Nobody wants them dead because they're draws. Look at Warrior for example. The minute WWE got him in the Hall of Fame they smoked his ass. He was bad for business Ric and Hulk are good for business.

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Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:06:35 No.8180858 Report

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>>8177897
>meanwhile in hell

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Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:09:18 No.8180881 Report

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>>8178120
Wish we had known

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:09:38 No.8180884 Report

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>>8177897
Divorce is an ancient, matriarchal death cult ritual that extends the life of the male.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:11:32 No.8180898 Report

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>>8177897
Slick Ric is going to take on Death to a 60 minute time limit draw and leave the territory with the belt, woo!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:42:29 No.8181154 Report

Quoted By: >>8181194

>>8177897
top guys dont job anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:43:59 No.8181165 Report

Quoted By: >>8182283

>>8177897
Good human beings die first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:47:42 No.8181191 Report

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Anti-soi lifestyle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:47:57 No.8181194 Report

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>>8177913
>>8178101
>>8180572
>>8178977
>>8180858
>>8181154
Some people are simply too based to die

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:49:43 No.8181208 Report

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>>8181194
Live long and make prostate commercials
KWAB

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 22:30:32 No.8182207 Report

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>>8177897
bows down

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 22:39:57 No.8182283 Report

Quoted By: >>8182567

>>8181165
Name one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 23:19:20 No.8182567 Report

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>>8182283
Hitler

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