LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN HONKY TONK MANIACS! HONKY TONK MANIA IS RUNNIN WILD BABY! LAWWWD HAVE MERCY

THE HONKY TONK MAN IS HERE TO TELL ALLLLLL YOU TRANNIES AND JANNIES THAT THE HONKY TONK MAN IS THE GREATEST ROCK N ROLL SINGER AND INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION OF ALL TIME!
SO YOU KIKES AND NEGROS CAN SHAKE RATTLE AND ROLL YOURSELVES OUT OF MY SIGHT AND HEAD ON BACK TO COONSVILLE BABY!

I GOT THE MOVES
I GOT THE LOOKS
I GOT THE TECHNICAL ABILITY AND I GOT THE BEST GIT-TAR SHOT OF ALL TIME!
ALL TIME BABY!
YOU BETTER LEARN TO LOVE IT BECAUSE HONKY TONK MANIA IS HERE FOREVER
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