Tony the Snowman
Was a seething angry soul

With a failed football team, soccer club and a wrestling promotion that is ice cold

Tony the Snowman is a failure they say
His promotion can't grow
And the fans just know that AEW is for the gays

There must have been some brainrot in the mind of that ole' pal
For when he chose the Elite over Phil the ratings just went straight down

Oh Tony the Snowman
Was as KWAB as one could be
And the fans say he should just be a fan
just the same as you and me

Tony the Snowman
Knew the WWE was hot that day
So he signed the Horse
But of course
He went backrupt anyway