>>8240886>and her fat husband can'tHold now as I must deliver onto you, good sir, a rebuttal written post haste. While I do agree that the composition of the photo that has brought me and my dearest great shame, exhibits a high quotient of unneeded and sorrowful sexuality with me no where in sight, I must refute your claim that I lack the physical strength or muscle mass to negate the lows of gravity that hold my partner firmly to the planet Earth. I doubly refute sir. The issue is not within my supposed lack of musculature but instead in my rather portly dimensions. To wit, my life love lacks the lower lumbar lasticity and/or the limber lengthy leg length required to languidly wrap around the bulging equatorial circumference of my mid section, which is why we are unable to replicate the aforementioned photos positioning. And so, to this I owe my continued cucklature
