*Castlevania music drops*
>Ayo! The world is cold, better bundle up! I said, the world is cold, better bundle up! Ayo! The world...
YO! CUT MY MUSIC DAWG! YO! YO! CUT THAT MUSIC! HEY YO! THIS IS A SHOOT DAWG! RIGHT HERE! YO! The last few months, my head hasn't been right. Ya see..HEY PEOPLE! GIMME A MINUTE! GIMME A MINUTE PEOPLE! Ya see, for about a year, I've been on blood pressure meds. YEAH, I KNOW I LIKE TO EAT! Anyway, these meds made me loopy, made me think about cocks and man ass and takin' a dudes nut. THAT AINT ME DAWG! THAT AIN'T ME! THE MEDS MADE ME CRAVE COCKS, PAHTNAH!
>AEW audience chants: VITO! VITO! VITO!
HAHAH! THAT'S GOOD PEOPLE! THAT'S...
>VITO! VITO! VIT
YEAH YEAH WE ALL SAW THE SOPRANOS TWENTY YEARS AGO PEOPLE!
*An obese AEW fan from the audience starts to simulate a blowjob on a security guard*
THIS DUDE! THIS DUDE! YEAH WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO VITO YOU SMARKS!
YO! I'M SPILLIN' OUT MY SOUL TO YOU PEOPLE AND ALL YOU GOT IS INSULTS!
FINE THEN, I'LL GIVE YOU WANT YOU WANT, I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT PAHTNAH!!
*TOPE SUICIDAS OUT OF THE RING AND BEGINS CLAWING AT THE PANTS OF THE FIRST DUDE HE CAN GRAB ON TO, FURIOUSLY TRYING TO GET THAT NUT*
GIMME DAT! GIMME DAT FUCKIN' NUT YOU LIMP DICK SMARK! GIMME IT!!