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Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 09:19:11 No.8281154 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>8281158 >>8281160 >>8281176 >>8281474 >>8281489 >>8281495 >>8281506 >>8283122 >>8283127 >>8283232 >>8283234 >>8283427 >>8283578 >>8283611 >>8284179 >>8285791 >>8285894 >>8286733 >>8286737

You haven’t made fun of Top Dolla today, have you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 09:20:53 No.8281158 Report

Quoted By: >>8282865

>>8281154
he's right
it's kinda hard to be a fat, clumsy, seething bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 09:21:46 No.8281160 Report

Quoted By: >>8281170 >>8281755 >>8283427 >>8285947

>>8281154
But sitting at home criticizing is what I love to do

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 09:24:01 No.8281170 Report

Quoted By:

>>8281160
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 09:27:37 No.8281176 Report

Quoted By:

>>8281154
>that pic
KEK I'M FUCKING DYING

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 09:32:09 No.8281188 Report

Quoted By: >>8281193 >>8281205 >>8281747 >>8281822 >>8283090 >>8283922 >>8285427 >>8285893 >>8285895 >>8286204 >>8287679

most people criticizing him are doing it because he's black and not because he's green, change my mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 09:33:28 No.8281193 Report

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>>8281188
why would he be green though?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 09:37:32 No.8281205 Report

Quoted By: >>8281741 >>8283135 >>8284135 >>8285779

>>8281188
Well the whole gimmick is that he’s a fat black dude right? Jordan’s, jerseys, Nike elite socks, tights under the basketball shorts. He’s dressed like he’s in the NBA, but he played football, and he’s now a wrestler.

I won’t doubt there’s legit racists on this board and in the wrestling community, but when you start doing the ZEZE over a downed opponent, you’re tapping into all the stereotypes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 11:19:56 No.8281474 Report

Quoted By:

>>8281154
KWAB

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 11:22:36 No.8281489 Report

Quoted By:

>>8281154
>doing what he loves
>MAN do I love being a fat retarded embarrassment

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 11:24:11 No.8281495 Report

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>>8281154
>none of you can do what he does
What the fuck does he do? Is he referring to botching or did he think he nailed the move?
What is this retard talking about?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 11:26:19 No.8281506 Report

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>>8281154
I'm 6'3 and less than 175 lbs. I could do this 5 times back to back you dumb fucker speak for yourself.
I will continue to make fun of Top Dolla long after he retires from embarrassment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 11:28:11 No.8281516 Report

Quoted By: >>8281743 >>8281874 >>8283438 >>8283485 >>8287836 >>8287928

>AEW roster constantly sawdusting themselves
*Crickets*
>Minor botch on WWE
Everybody's gotta make a big deal out of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 12:24:51 No.8281741 Report

Quoted By: >>8283048

>>8281205
>legit racists on this board and in the wrestling community
go back retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 12:26:29 No.8281743 Report

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>>8281516
Because WWE is a professional company. It's not nice to pick on amateurs, they're trying their best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 12:27:04 No.8281747 Report

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>>8281188
Nobody is hating on bobby lashley like that, are they? No, because people actually enjoy watching bobbo. No one wants to see slop dolla. Most people don't give a fuck that he's black, and he's barely black anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 12:27:58 No.8281755 Report

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>>8281160
This kek. Idk why these people think everyone is always mad and actually bitter about this shit. Some of us just likw to have a laugh and aren't emotionally invested in these retards who wrestle now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 12:47:11 No.8281822 Report

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>>8281188
>Your brain on legacy media propaganda

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 13:04:53 No.8281874 Report

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>>8281516
Slop dollars botch was way worse than anything that's happened on dynamite

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 16:12:05 No.8282865 Report

Quoted By: >>8285790

>>8281158
Man, it's not that hard. You've got the seething bitch one perfect, now post your physique.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 16:41:52 No.8283048 Report

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>>8281741
He's right.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 16:46:32 No.8283090 Report

Quoted By:

>>8281188
and?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 16:51:30 No.8283122 Report

Quoted By:

>>8281154
literally not an argument

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 16:52:17 No.8283127 Report

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>>8281154
How hard could it be to hop 5 inches off the ground and clumsily fall over something?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 16:53:37 No.8283135 Report

Quoted By:

>>8281205
>legit racists on this board

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 17:03:21 No.8283206 Report

Quoted By: >>8283415

the problem is this guy is not likeable at all. he's not humble at all. the botch would always be hilarious but it's even funnier because he's an asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 17:05:59 No.8283232 Report

Quoted By:

>>8281154
>none of you can do what he does
Au contraire, I can do exactly what he did in that clip.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 17:06:10 No.8283234 Report

Quoted By:

>>8281154
Yeah because if you love something you put no effort into it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 17:34:52 No.8283415 Report

Quoted By:

>>8283206
This.
The best part is that he will refuse to learn from his mistake and just never do it again (which he should do because he almost broke his neck there) and keep doing it/trying to get it right to "stick it to tha h8rs" so it's highly likely his douchey arrogance will lead him to actually injure himself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 17:36:27 No.8283427 Report

Quoted By: >>8283441 >>8286252

>>8281154
>none of you can do what he does
he cant either

>>8281160
BASED

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 17:38:11 No.8283438 Report

Quoted By:

>>8281516
>trying to consolewar slop dolla
not gonna work amigo lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 17:38:23 No.8283441 Report

Quoted By: >>8283449

>>8283427
is Charlotte trying to destroy her knees on purpose or what. She lands like that every single time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 17:39:15 No.8283449 Report

Quoted By: >>8283523

>>8283441
she btfo her booba and shes a gymnast so its instinctual to land on her feet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 17:43:48 No.8283485 Report

Quoted By: >>8283604 >>8285396 >>8285892 >>8286567 >>8287694 >>8287709

>>8281516
>AEW roster constantly sawdusting themselves
>*Crickets*
nigga there are multiple Twitter accounts with large followings and followers who work day and night to propagate this myth that AEW is nothing but botches, always talking about them/sharing them/keeping them visible and nitpicking at the most minor shit, al of which aren't even botches. it sure as shit ain't *crickets* on that front
>Minor botch on WWE
>Everybody's gotta make a big deal out of it
No It's actually *crickets* when it comes to anytime anyone ever botches on WWE because WWE doesn't have any such dedicated psycho following of people trying to shit on them/propagate this narrative that it is this dangerous company constantly filled with botches. Which leads you to posting shit like "AEW roster constantly sawdusting themselves" There are literally no more botches in AEW weekly than there is on WWE TV programming weekly but a very loud and insane vocal minority only focus on 1 side so it appears that they are much worse. Meanwhile nobody even cares enough about WWE anymore to even dedicate themselves to cataloguing every botch that ever happens on their programming and trying to propagate this narrative about WWE. That only happens with 1 side you'll notice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 17:47:13 No.8283523 Report

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>>8283449
>and shes a gymnast
funny way of spelling WHORE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 17:54:13 No.8283578 Report

Quoted By: >>8285372

>>8281154
Make Way for the Kween
https://streamable.com/pgvtm5

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 17:57:17 No.8283604 Report

Quoted By:

>>8283485
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 17:58:03 No.8283611 Report

Quoted By:

>>8281154
Pretty sure I could just flop over the top rope like he does though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 18:32:58 No.8283922 Report

Quoted By: >>8285883

>>8281188
Stop it. They don't like to hear the truth!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 18:58:45 No.8284135 Report

Quoted By:

>>8281205
Angelo watching this nigga steal his gimmick and gear while he's out just because his tag partner is injured

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 19:02:47 No.8284179 Report

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>>8281154
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH NO NO NO NO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 20:59:00 No.8285372 Report

Quoted By:

>>8283578
>https://streamable.com/pgvtm5
fuck she sucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 21:01:43 No.8285396 Report

Quoted By:

>>8283485
Dropped a pipebomb Anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 21:05:51 No.8285427 Report

Quoted By:

>>8281188
Maybe, but he also had a hilarious botch where he fell flat on his face during his ONE BIG SPOT that he had been teasing for months. It's the best botch of the year

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 21:50:40 No.8285779 Report

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>>8281205
>racists
not real

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 21:51:37 No.8285790 Report

Quoted By:

>>8282865
bro even dean lahey is in better shape
cope top floppa

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 21:51:56 No.8285791 Report

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>>8281154
there's no way even Gaytch with all his delusions about his shitters lets him wrestle again, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 22:05:12 No.8285883 Report

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>>8283922
what? i hate nignogs and all black people are nignog criminals even babies unironically not cappin after seeing videos of 3 and 4 years olds fight like grown adults

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 22:06:38 No.8285892 Report

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>>8283485
can't just go breaking kayfabe like that man wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 22:06:45 No.8285893 Report

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>>8281188
Yeah its because he's black and not because he's an arrogant shitter.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 22:06:55 No.8285894 Report

Quoted By: >>8285905 >>8286173

>>8281154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EY8h17XHxo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 22:07:06 No.8285895 Report

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>>8281188
What? No he's shit. He can't rap and he can't wrestle that's why people are shitting on him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 22:08:34 No.8285905 Report

Quoted By:

>>8285894
>can't even lift Giant Bernardo
KWAWB

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 22:13:34 No.8285947 Report

Quoted By:

>>8281160
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 22:37:35 No.8286173 Report

Quoted By:

>>8285894
what the fuck is a tensai? isnt that prince albert?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 22:40:36 No.8286198 Report

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why are all these black dudes on twitter so bitter and angry?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 22:41:10 No.8286204 Report

Quoted By:

>>8281188
most people defending him are doing it because he's black and not because he's good, change my mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 22:47:10 No.8286252 Report

Quoted By:

>>8283427
Big Implant Charlotte era BASED

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 23:28:07 No.8286567 Report

Quoted By: >>8287104

>>8283485
this tranny fuming so hard he wrote an essay kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 23:45:18 No.8286733 Report

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>>8281154
I know for a fact I can fishflop with more grace than this tubbo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 23:45:41 No.8286737 Report

Quoted By:

>>8281154
>You haven’t made fun of Top Dolla today, have you?
>>8286388

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 00:32:54 No.8287104 Report

Quoted By: >>8287163

>>8286567
>0 rebuttal
refute what he wrote then. None of it is incorrect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 00:41:19 No.8287163 Report

Quoted By: >>8287306

>>8287104
kek tranny you expect me to read that shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 00:57:41 No.8287306 Report

Quoted By: >>8288121

>>8287163
oh you can't read, can you ?
kek what an illiterate bitch.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 01:46:08 No.8287679 Report

Quoted By:

>>8281188
YO! YO! YO! LISTEN...
ANON SIMPING FOR DOLLA WITH THE RACE CARD
BUT DADDY ASS IS BLACKER THAN THAT TUB OF LARD
THINKS HE CAN RAP JUST 'CAUSE HE'S BLACK
BUT HIS OREO FAT ASS IS JUST TOTALLY WHACK
HIS RHYMES ARE NONEXISTENT, HIS FLOW'S LAZY
AND HE EVEN GOT STRAIGHT BODIED BY A DESI
CAN'T EVEN RAP, HE'S A COMPLETE POSER
ONLY AROUND BECAUSE HE'S PAUL'S BROWNNOSER
HIS RAPS BLOW ASS, ANON SHOULD BE ASHAMED
HERE ON /PW/ EVERYONE LOVES THE ACCLAIMED

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 01:48:03 No.8287694 Report

Quoted By:

>>8283485
based anon with the best /pw/ shoot of the year

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 01:50:48 No.8287709 Report

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>>8283485
SOMEONE STOP THE DAMN MATCH

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 02:07:17 No.8287836 Report

Quoted By: >>8287907 >>8288044

>>8281516
In the AEW style intention matters more than execution.

In boomer wrestling you aren't supposed to try out risky moves for the first time in front of your biggest audience. And a match is mostly improved so everything doesn't fall apart if a spot goes awry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 02:21:15 No.8287907 Report

Quoted By:

>>8287836
Someone needs to kick both companies video production crews ass every once in a while.
AEW for sticking the camera too close to see the feints. WWE for the god damn zoomiezooms and impact shakes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 02:26:03 No.8287928 Report

Quoted By:

>>8281516
To be fair, it's very funny to see that fat chud flip over the ropes like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 02:43:13 No.8288044 Report

Quoted By:

>>8287836
anon that webm is at least 18 months old

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 02:54:32 No.8288121 Report

Quoted By: >>8288485

>>8287306
we don’t sign our posts here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 03:39:23 No.8288485 Report

Quoted By: >>8288518

>>8288121
kek what an illiterate bitch

Signed Chad Thundercock III Esq

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 03:44:51 No.8288518 Report

Quoted By: >>8288696

>>8288485
we don’t end the first line of our posts with our signature and then end the post with mine here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 04:11:16 No.8288696 Report

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>>8288518
Lighten up Francis.

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