WOW, SANTA'S RAPING KEVIN NASH

I SAW SANTA RAPING KEVIN NASH
(RAPING RAPING KEVIN NASH)
BEHIND THE TAVERN LAST NIGHT
HE DIDN'T SEE ME CREEP
BEHIND THE DUMPSTER TO TAKE A LEAK
HE THOUGHT I WAS PISSING OUT OF MY ALCOHOL WINNING STREAK

THEN I SAW SANTA CHOKING KEVIN NASH
(CHOKING CHOKING KEVIN NASH)
UNDERNEATH HIS BEARD
SO SNOWY WHITE
OH WHAT A LAUGH IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
IF MCMAHON HAD ONLY SEEN
SANTA RAPING KEVIN NASH LAST NIGHT

(HE SAW SANTA RAPING RAPING RAPING KEVIN NASH)
(I DID! I REALLY DID SANTA RAPING KEVIN NASH! AND I'M GONNA TELL MR. MCMAHON)

THEN I SAW SANTA CHOKING KEVIN NASH
(CHOKING CHOKING KEVIN NASH)
UNDERNEATH HIS BEARD
SO SNOWY WHITE
OH WHAT A LAUGH IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
IF MCMAHON HAD ONLY SEEN
SANTA RAPING KEVIN NASH LAST NIGHT

OH WHAT A LAUGH IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
IF MCMAHON HAD ONLY SEEN
SANTA RAPING KEVIN NASH LAST NIGHT