WOW, SANTA'S RAPING BRYAN DANIELSON

I SAW SANTA RAPING BRYAN DANIELSON
(RAPING RAPING BRYAN DANIELSON)
BEHIND THE TAVERN LAST NIGHT
HE DIDN'T SEE ME CREEP
BEHIND THE DUMPSTER TO TAKE A LEAK
HE THOUGHT I WAS PISSING OUT OF MY ALCOHOL WINNING STREAK

THEN I SAW SANTA CHOKING BRYAN DANIELSON
(CHOKING CHOKING BRYAN DANIELSON)
UNDERNEATH HIS BEARD
SO SNOWY WHITE
OH WHAT A LAUGH IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
IF MCMAHON HAD ONLY SEEN
SANTA RAPING BRYAN DANIELSON LAST NIGHT

(HE SAW SANTA RAPING RAPING RAPING BRYAN DANIELSON)
(I DID! I REALLY DID SANTA RAPING BRYAN DANIELSON! AND I'M GONNA TELL MR. MCMAHON)

THEN I SAW SANTA CHOKING BRYAN DANIELSON
(CHOKING CHOKING BRYAN DANIELSON)
UNDERNEATH HIS BEARD
SO SNOWY WHITE
OH WHAT A LAUGH IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
IF MCMAHON HAD ONLY SEEN
SANTA RAPING BRYAN DANIELSON LAST NIGHT

OH WHAT A LAUGH IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
IF MCMAHON HAD ONLY SEEN
SANTA RAPING BRYAN DANIELSON LAST NIGHT