I am one of the most talented professional wrestlers in the modern era, multiple 5 star matches, can't tell you how many fight forever chants I've gotten. I never listen to advice from wrestlers above the age of 35, they're old and don't understand the modern generation like I do. I don't cut promos because I don't need to. Everytime someone kicks out at 2 and I look into the hard cam with my shocked face, the fans go nuts. Thats charisma. I hate the WWE, ever since I went to Vince's office and pitched my 'superstar slayer' gimmick (would've been giga dimes) and asked to fued with Roman for the title, he said yeah sure and then had me tag with fucking mojo rawley. I used to rape drunk women at the PWG aftershows, now I'm an activist who cancels other wrestlers on twitter for joking about women. I'm an autist with a big ego about being the GOAT at a hobby nobody cares about and doesn't even really require talent. Literally the guys from jackass deserve more respect than me, atleast they don't pretend like they're making art like us fags. The hottest woman I've fucked consensually is Jordynne Grace.