>>8292868WELL, WELL, WELL...
It is I, the sexual, intellectual, cunning linguist, and the quintessential stud muffin, Joel...
'Twas the night before XMas and all through /pw, The console wars raged between the E and AEW,
The neckbeards were nestled, with Doritos in their room, as they littered the catalog with waifus and coom,
Vince being horny, and Tony Khan with his riches, viciously competing as this years KWABs.
Mandy was released, and Sasha had a scare, at Comiccon when she heard our schizo would be there,
So she kept her distance, and wrote Gertner Claus her Christmas demands,
A big hearty yule log from each of her male fans,
With Paige Van Zants butthole fresh in my mind, I managed to make it to Sasha house in time,
I ate the Chef Boyardee oversized ravioli on the table, and fought off the sound of Big Show in the walls,
As I watched Sasha and her fans as she jingled their balls,
Kevin Nash's house was last, his lights were magnificent, for him I gave the BBC XXX spoof of Deliverance,
As my work was finished, and my poem reached the end, I let pw know this year you were my perfect friends...
...GERTNER.
