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Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 02:17:27 No.8346949 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>8346957 >>8346960 >>8346971 >>8346991 >>8347058 >>8347122 >>8347176 >>8348017 >>8348808 >>8349008 >>8350167 >>8350298 >>8350389 >>8350493 >>8351071 >>8351220 >>8351329 >>8352104

This fat fuck has been back for 2 months and still hasn’t told anything close to a coherent story yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 02:18:27 No.8346957 Report

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>>8346949
the angle is that his uncle howdy is his brother the motivational speaker superstar and miz lackey bo dallas

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 02:18:34 No.8346960 Report

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>>8346949
Or wrestled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 02:18:43 No.8346962 Report

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Too busy getting slapped around by based LA Knight

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 02:18:52 No.8346963 Report

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I wish I could get paid six figures for rambling a few minutes each week

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 02:18:53 No.8346964 Report

Quoted By: >>8350591

I heard the only reason Tony Khan didn't hire him is because even his rich dad couldn't afford both Keith Lee and Bray in catering.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 02:19:09 No.8346971 Report

Quoted By: >>8346983

>>8346949
He's working an autistic retard gimmick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 02:19:54 No.8346983 Report

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>>8346971
He's also living the gimmick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 02:20:18 No.8346991 Report

Quoted By:

>>8346949
Sounds like classic Bray Wyatt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 02:25:26 No.8347058 Report

Quoted By: >>8351068

>>8346949
Has he even wrestled a match yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 02:29:36 No.8347122 Report

Quoted By: >>8351275

>>8346949
And his mark fans continue to eat this shit up

"but muh long term story telling, you just don't get him, man."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 02:32:52 No.8347176 Report

Quoted By: >>8347276

>>8346949
get filtered by BrayKINO, ya smelly tranny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 02:38:15 No.8347276 Report

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>>8347176
I liked Firefly Funhouse but this shit sucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 03:19:39 No.8348017 Report

Quoted By: >>8351301

>>8346949
>OPs iq is too low to understand based Brays storytelling
NGMI

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 04:25:24 No.8348808 Report

Quoted By: >>8350487

>>8346949
Bro he's been week in an out with the same promo
"man im so happy to be here that person you saw murdering people wasn't me now this is the real me i love you guys im so happy to be here"
This fat fuck needs to get new material and the theme is gay af

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 04:44:51 No.8349008 Report

Quoted By:

>>8346949
You're a retard simple as.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 07:56:23 No.8350167 Report

Quoted By:

>>8346949
I can't believe the plans are to have his match against LA Knight at the fucking Rumble, there's another fucking whole month of this shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 07:57:50 No.8350174 Report

Quoted By: >>8350201

i just want the fiend back

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 08:05:16 No.8350201 Report

Quoted By: >>8350291

>>8350174
I want spooky swamp preacher Bray back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 08:26:10 No.8350291 Report

Quoted By:

>>8350201
I just want Hijo de IRS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 08:27:25 No.8350298 Report

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>>8346949
So he’s back to being just like he was before he got fired

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 08:30:04 No.8350310 Report

Quoted By: >>8350962

Uncle Howdy briefly had a female voice last week. We're finally getting this kino

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 08:34:24 No.8350328 Report

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one of the worst wrestlers ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 08:49:10 No.8350389 Report

Quoted By:

>>8346949
He's all theatrics with no substance. I got bored of him like 5 years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 09:22:22 No.8350487 Report

Quoted By: >>8350591 >>8350687

>>8348808
So he's making fun of Punks AEW gimmick. I can see why plebs can't understand this. Bray is for the patrician

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 09:25:12 No.8350493 Report

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>>8346949
what an art house faggot. total waste of a sick finisher and could just be a tag with his brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 09:26:07 No.8350497 Report

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Yikers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 10:13:56 No.8350591 Report

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>>8346964
>>8350487
edrones so mindbroken by their cult that even the sloppiest of slop the sloppy shop shovels into their trough gets them in #standupforWWE mode

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 10:44:37 No.8350687 Report

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>>8350487
Nigger i don't like Punk i hate Punk, i hate Omega, i hate the Elite and Bray's gimmick is shit too stop defending this shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 12:10:20 No.8350962 Report

Quoted By:

>>8350310
Viral meningitis about to make a comeback to stop this abortion again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 12:32:53 No.8351059 Report

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Has this fat fuck even had a normal, no-gimmick wrestling match within the past 5 years? All I remember is fucking skits, cinematic matches, and gimmicks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 12:34:31 No.8351068 Report

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>>8347058
No. And it's been two fucking months of practically no story progression.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 12:35:02 No.8351071 Report

Quoted By: >>8351078 >>8351349 >>8351360

>>8346949
but his uncle is his brother
bray is a genius

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 12:37:02 No.8351078 Report

Quoted By: >>8351282

>>8351071
I think you mean Bray is inbred

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 12:44:59 No.8351108 Report

Quoted By: >>8351304

le fat cheery man suddenly turns dark and menacing when he talks about his imaginary friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 13:06:46 No.8351220 Report

Quoted By:

>>8346949
Based Bray sucking ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 13:19:35 No.8351275 Report

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>>8347122
I mean yeah? When you have brainlets saying they're confused by basic storytelling then that's a concern. Also look at his knee once in awhile, it's braced up, he's probably injured.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 13:20:38 No.8351282 Report

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>>8351078
He is from Louisiana right...?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 13:24:28 No.8351301 Report

Quoted By:

>>8348017
>you don't understand it.
No we all get the reddit creepypasta tier story. It just sucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 13:25:28 No.8351304 Report

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>>8351108
>Imaginary
He came out onto the stage last week, proving he wasn't imaginary

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 13:26:39 No.8351312 Report

Quoted By: >>8351318 >>8351338

His story is that he's glad to be back but at the same time is mentally unstable and prone to rage. Blames the fans for cheering on his violence. That part isn't really hard to get. The Uncle Howdy shit at first I thought was just supposed to be his inner demons and desires to hurt people trying to turn him evil, but after the scene where Uncle Howdy seemingly appeared to not be Bray, I don't know what the fuck is going on there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 13:28:07 No.8351318 Report

Quoted By: >>8351338

>>8351312
Howdy is someone he knows trying to push him back to his old ways for reasons that haven't been revealed yet. All the weird creepy shit everyone thinks is Bray is actually Howdy fucking with him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 13:31:33 No.8351327 Report

Quoted By: >>8351334

Howdy has to be Bo, right? Maybe it's because Brays kids call Bo uncle howdy or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 13:31:37 No.8351329 Report

Quoted By: >>8351335

>>8346949
Why are you even watching? Pro wrestling sucks. And it's because of fat neckbeards like him fagging it up. Fuck any fan who ever liked him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 13:32:58 No.8351334 Report

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>>8351327
Howdy kinda sounds like Bray and Bo does a pretty good impression so I think so.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 13:33:10 No.8351335 Report

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>>8351329
Do you go on /a/ and ask people why they bother watching anime? Go on /v/ and ask people why they bother playing videogames?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 13:34:19 No.8351338 Report

Quoted By: >>8352078

>>8351312
>>8351318
This. It's like the story from History of Violence. Bray tried to change, and couldn't. Also explains, in kayfabe, why he was gone from the WWE for so long, he tried to quit. If he just came back and started having matches right away it would go against that, hence him just having promos.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 13:37:16 No.8351349 Report

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>>8351071
I need a flowchart for this. So his grandpa had a kid, Bray's dad. Then grandpa fucked Bray's dad's wife and Bo Dallas was born. Then Bray's dad fucked his wife and Bray was born

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 13:39:03 No.8351360 Report

Quoted By:

>>8351071
I said it a million times, Bo is not Bray's uncle, Bo is who Bray's kids call uncle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 15:26:31 No.8351886 Report

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At this point just have him beat up a jobber or something, we all know his in ring skills suck and he has to overcompensate with selfish, fragile, bullshit gimmicks that don't make anybody other than himself look good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 15:33:47 No.8351932 Report

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howdy is too short and fat to be bo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 15:54:26 No.8352078 Report

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>>8351338
Smells like copium in here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2022 15:58:19 No.8352104 Report

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>>8346949
I told you not to re-hire him pal

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