'Twas the night before CRYANmas, when all through the hood
Not a creature was stirring, 'cept Darren and his thugs
Bryan Danielson walked through an alley, without any care
Dreaming of dimes that would never be there

When out of the darkness Bryan spotted a gun
He then tried to escape, but his quad came undone
Down on the floor poor Cryan fell with a clatter
Darren sprang from the shadows to see what was the matter

Dozens of darkies sprang out from the bush
Tore off his clothes and exposed his tight tush
Endless black faces like devils they came
Darren whistled, and hollared, and called them by name

"Now, Titus! now, Titus! now Titus! and Titus!
On, Titus! on, Titus! on, Titus and Titus!
Let's show this dumb cracker that we run this hood!
And fuck his tight asshole with our 12 inch manhoods!"

"Hall save me!" he cried as Bryan was raped quick
By Darren's dark gang and their eager black dicks
Despite all his pleas not a savior would come
And poor Bryan was left there, leaking out of the bum

A incel named shank-ism then saw what lay in the ditch
Poor American Dragon had become American Bitch Dragon
"They'll pay for this crime" he autisticly roared
"I'll samefag about gay fanfiction on an anime imageboard"
and fuck my mouth!