It’s the most…KWABerful time of the year
You know Bryan is crying
And Darren is telling
Him to spread his reeeeear!!!
It’s the most…KWABerful time of the year!

It’s the swelteringist season of all..
With the threatening greetings, and gay alley meetings
When blacks come to call…
It’s the rape-rapiest season of all!

There’ll be threads to be posted
About getting spitroasted
And every nig getting a go
There’ll be scary rape stories, some might be quite gory,
Of that day quite long, long ago.

It’s the most…KWABerful time of the year!
Wolfcuck’s rage will be showing
But we all are knowing
That Kevs a huge queer!
It’s the most… KWABerful time of the year!