>Never the guy
>Fake tough guy
>Fake shooter
>Won as many legit fights as Cuck Man Phil
>PANCRASE was a work
>as legit of a fighter as Akira Maeda & Nobuhiko Takada
>was Masakatsu Funaki's Jannetty
>dropped out of the NJ Dojo because he didn't have what it took
>nearly killed NOAH because he's an anti-draw
>never won a G1
>never won the IWGP HW strap
>has literally wrestled in empty arenas (before COVID)
>never drew a single dime
>never sold a single shirt
>janettied by his theme song
>faction full of jobbers
>literally wears a fedora
>midget
>stupid haircut
>"shooter" who doesn't even have cauliflower ears
>stole Taz's towel gimmick
>NEVER Champion because he NEVER drew a dime
>senior citizen who picks on Young Lions because they're not allowed to beat his ass
>not good enough for main card of WK13
>not good enough for EITHER main card of WK15
>not good enough for the 32 MAN ROSTER of G1 Climax 32
>wasn't good enough to wrestle in America for 30-years
>when he finally was able to come over for the 1st time in 30-years to wrestle Cody, he lowered himself by thanking Cody for drawing the house in front of the entire lockerroom.
>when he finally was able to come over for the 2nd time in 30-years to wrestle Moxley, gets his meme entrance cut because Dante Martin vs. Will Hobbs was more important
>"Kaze Ni Nare" means "Allergic to Yen"
>nicknamed The Lonely Warrior because no one comes to see him wrestle
>フェイク・タフ・ガイ・プッシー
