>>8355797You done? You see, because Grinch is a fool. Grinch is a damn fool. There's an old saying, it's better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're stupid than open it and prove 'em right. You, of all people, you waltz down here and use the same arguments that every other Grinch before you has. You, your lack of gifts, and no cheer, you have the gall to blame me. That's fine, that's fine, Grinch. Congratulations, it took you ten years to steal a halfway decent Christmas but now I'm about to shrink down your chimney.
OK. So everybody thinks I've got this mythical sack; that I've got these magical powers that I can control everything and give everybody gifts. Dude, I can't tell if you're blind or stupid. Look and listen, they [points at the people] give the gifts, they always have, they always will. But, you gotta blame me. Ho ho, I've been hearing the same racket for years, and I ain't tired of it yet. I'm jolly enough, I've been called a lot worse by a lot tougher.
But you actually believe that it's just imagination, that people shouldn't believe in Santa. I haven't main-evented CHRISTmas in 5 years. I was on Coca Cola commercials. I was honored and privileged to spread Christmas joy at this stage in my career, and use it as a beacon of jul to introduce new joys to the world, like Rudolf and Frosty.
You took the Spirit of Christmas as an insult, and you stand there and blame me. Fine, I blame you. It's still here because you couldn't steal it!
When it comes to Christmas, you probably haven't learned it yet, there is only 1 rule: Be merry. And over the years, there's been a few to try, but nobody to ever succeed! And then I finally hear about this one Grinch, The Grinch, The Christmas Grinch, THE one that can best me... And now I look at ya, and I listen to ya... You should be ashamed I'm a part-timer, 'cause I can spread it part-time better than you could ever steal it ONE time.
