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2022 Annual KWABby Awards

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 03:39:19 No.8363821 View View Reply Original Report

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What categories and nominees should we have for the 2022 Kwabbies?

>Most Humiliating Moment of the Year (aka the CM Punk award)
>Biggest Anti-Draw despite being pushed to the moon (aka the Roman Reigns Award). Nominees: Baron Corbin, Daniel Garcia, Damien Priest, Roman Reigns, Omos
>Biggest Faggot on Social Media
Nominees: CM Punk, Brain Strouman,???
>KWAB of the Year
Nominees: CM Punk, Vince Mcmahon, Shane Mcmahon ???
>Biggest Botch (aka The Sin Cara Award)

>The First Annual C.Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievment in the Field of KWAB aka The Lifetime KWAB Achievement award
CM Punk

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Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 03:40:24 No.8363832 Report

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still vince

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Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 03:41:10 No.8363838 Report

Quoted By: >>8363848 >>8365378

>>8363832
Vince is coming back, faggot. Seethe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 03:42:29 No.8363841 Report

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>>8363821
>>Most Humiliating Moment of the Year (aka the CM Punk award)
The Elite for losing a 3 on 1 fight to Cm Punk
>>Biggest Anti-Draw despite being pushed to the moon (aka the Roman Reigns Award)
Wheeler Yuta
>>Biggest Faggot on Social Media
FTR Bald
>>KWAB of the Year
Still Tony
>>Biggest Botch (aka The Sin Cara Award)
Some by Top Dolla
>>The First Annual C.Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievment in the Field of KWAB aka The Lifetime KWAB Achievement award
Kevin Nash

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Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 03:43:29 No.8363848 Report

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>>8363838
No he isn't cope

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Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 03:46:34 No.8363865 Report

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>>8363821
the KWABOTY should be just the main category and Tony has been a lock for the win for a long ass time

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Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 04:19:54 No.8364033 Report

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>>8363865
Nah, we should have multiple awards. There is lots of faggotry to exploit, and we can use this event to bring awareness. Of course we should only have no more than 5 awards.
If I could, I would rent out Radio City Music hall to have a real life ceremony.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 04:56:50 No.8364217 Report

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>>8363821

I think we should have a category for KWAB: Fan of the year.

My nominee would be the black man who was forced to stand 10 feet apart from Sasha Banks at Chicago comic con. I realize others had to also but he seemed the most disappointed relative to his expectations.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 05:06:03 No.8364266 Report

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>Most Humiliating Moment of the Year (aka the CM Punk award)
Tony Khan sitting through CM Punks post show tirade about Colt Cabana.
Honorable mention: FTR Bald being upset someone was happy for Jamie Hayter and not him.
>Biggest Anti-Draw despite being pushed to the moon (aka the Roman Reigns Award).
Roman Reigns. Roman took the Cena career arc and condensed it down to 3-5 years instead of 10 and now thinks he can wrestle the Undertakers schedule. The fact they had McAfee hyping him up as the Goat is the icing on the cake.
>Biggest Faggot on Social Media
FTR Bald for aforementioned reasons, but a special honorable mention for Sean Ross Sapp, who is the FTR Bald of pretend wrestling journalists, botched the MJF walking out story, then whined that he IS credible guys. He's also a colossal faggot in general.
>KWAB of the Year
Vince. Sure Tony has dropped the ball and can't raise his company to a boil, but he has bottomless pockets to spin his tires in for a while and the Jaguars are currently in the playoffs. Vince got roped out of his company and no one wants him back now.
>Biggest Botch (aka The Sin Cara Award)
Top Dollas dive.
>The First Annual C.Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievment in the Field of KWAB aka The Lifetime KWAB Achievement award
Kevin Nash. Punk I think has a lot left to give us
>KWAB fan of the year
Sasha Schizo for ruining Chicago Comic Con

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Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 05:07:30 No.8364276 Report

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>>8363821
We need a mod or something to pin a poll for a week, theres like 35 with different results

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Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 05:09:36 No.8364284 Report

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>>8363821
>2022 Annual
GOOD MORNING SIR

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Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 05:16:58 No.8364320 Report

Quoted By: >>8364328 >>8364382

Additional categories:
KWAB Journalist of the Year
Nominees: Bix, Sean Ross Sapp, Inside the Ropes guy
Women’s KWABOTY
Naomi, Jordynne Grace, Thunder Rosa, Mayu Iwatani
Japan KWABOTY
Ibushi, Michael Elgin, Karl Fredericks

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Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 05:19:00 No.8364328 Report

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>>8364320
Sorry Ringside news, not inside the ropes

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Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 05:27:28 No.8364354 Report

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>>8363821
Can we use Tony's beloved college basketball theme as the official song?
https://youtu.be/B8k7tsrVaOs

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Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 05:31:37 No.8364382 Report

Quoted By: >>8364456

>>8363821
>>Most Humiliating Moment of the Year (aka the CM Punk award)
Tony Khan watches the CM Punk meltdown too pussy to stop it.
>>Biggest Anti-Draw despite being pushed to the moon
The Elite
>>Biggest Faggot on Social Media
David Bixenspan
>>KWAB of the Year
Vince McMahon
>>Biggest Botch (aka The Sin Cara Award)
Top Dolla's hilarious belly flip over the rope
>>The First Annual C.Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievment in the Field of KWAB aka The Lifetime KWAB Achievement award
CM Punk
>>8364217
>KWAB: Fan of the year
Not sure. Good idea though.
>>8364320
>KWAB Journalist of the Year
Not sure.
>Women’s KWABOTY
Thunder Rosa
>Japan KWABOTY
Michael Elgin

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Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 05:50:09 No.8364456 Report

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>>8364382

I can't say its Thunder Rosa because its not a series of bad breaks for her, its her deliberately not wanting to work with everyone and being a primadonna. Fans wanted Jamie to breakout before Rosa even won the belt. Then of course she broke Jamies nose and ran and hid in a bathroom before bringing her ball home.

My choice would be Kris Statlander who pulled the double Nash. She was looking good for a while.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 05:55:33 No.8364475 Report

Quoted By: >>8366486

What about using Meltzer's award system but changing it?

>******Kevin Nash Award (KWAB of the Year)******

>Mixed Martial Arts most KWAB

>most outstanding KWAB

>most outstanding MMA KWAB

>KWAB Tag Team

>KWAB on promos

>Biggest KWAB promotion of the year

>Most KWAB weekly television show

>most KWAB match of the year

>most KWAB MMA fight of the year

>USA/Canada KWAB

>Japan KWAB

>Mexico KWAB

>Europe KWAB

>Owen Hart memorial award (non Heavyweight KWAB)

>Women's KWAB of the year

>Women's MMA KWAB of the year

>Biggest anti draw KWAB of the year

>most KWAB feud of the year

>gotten even worse KWAB award

>least charismatic bitch KWAB award

>The Giant Gonzales award KWAUTB (kek what an un-techical bitch)

>CM Punk KWAB award - worst brawler

>most KWAB flying wrestler

>most buried KWAB award

>failed push KWAB award

>rookie KWAB of the year

>non wrestler KWAB of the year

>most KWAB TV announcer

>most screwed over TV announcer KWAB award

>most KWAB major wrestling PPV

>most anti draw 'decent' wrestling PPV KWAB award

>most KWAB move

>biggest KWAB promotional fail

>most KWAB wrestling show (Meltzer seems to have this on top of weekly show?)

>most anti dimes KWAB match of the year

>most anti dimes KWAB feud of the year

>most anti dimes KWAB promotion of the year

>most KWAB booker of the year

>most KWAB promoter of the year

>KWAB gimmick of the year

>mos anti dimes gimmick of the year KWAB award

>dead nigger/cum in lungs Gaspard & Huber award
>Note: This award is given to bitches in professional wrestling who are KWABs outside the ring for the betterment of society.

>most KWAB wrestling book

>most KWAB wrestling documentary

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 06:12:31 No.8364524 Report

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>>8363821
>>Biggest Faggot on Social Media
FTR Bald
>KWAB of the Year
Still Tony

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Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 06:28:29 No.8364578 Report

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>>8363821
>KWABOTY Men's
1- Punk, 2- Tony, 3- Vince, 4- Gresham, 5- Jeff Hardy, 6- Big E, 7- Blake Christian 8- Hangman, 9- Jay White, 10- Quincy Elliot
>KWABOTY Women's
1- Mandy Rose, 2- Thunder Rosa, 3- Naomi, 4- Mina, 5- Mayu, 6- Ruby Soho, 7- Tay Conti, 8- Toni Storm, 9- Sasha Banks, 10- Saraya
>UN-KWABOTY
1- Paul, 2- JONAH, 3- Dominik Mysterio, 4- Colt Cabana, 5- Jimmy Uso
>KWABOTY Moment
1- Blake Christian sitting on a fan's lap
2- Vince getting fired from his own company
3- Tony having his company be in shambles
4- Hangman getting knocked out
5- Phil being made of tissue paper

Bonus:
Strong KWABOTY candidates for next year: Slop Dolla, Punk repeat, Jimmy Uso, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 06:52:10 No.8364651 Report

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>Most Humiliating Moment of the Year (aka the CM Punk award)
CM Punk
>Biggest Anti-Draw despite being pushed to the moon (aka the Roman Reigns Award). CM Punk
FTR Bald
>KWAB of the Year
Tony Khan already won when we did the poll
>Biggest Botch (aka The Sin Cara Award)
Top Dolla

>The First Annual C.Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievment in the Field of KWAB aka The Lifetime KWAB Achievement award
CM Punk. Tony will get it after AEW folds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 08:33:48 No.8365023 Report

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>>8363821
still tony

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 08:35:24 No.8365028 Report

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>>8363821
Bald FTR is a lock for the social media category

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 10:55:27 No.8365315 Report

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>best / most deserved kwab
-Big E getting heemed by Ridge took him out tv and improved the show

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 11:08:09 No.8365340 Report

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>>8363821
>Most Humiliating Moment of the Year (aka the CM Punk award)
Drew crying on PPV
>Biggest Anti-Draw despite being pushed to the moon (aka the Roman Reigns Award).
Young Bucks
>Biggest Faggot on Social Media
Nominees: CM Punk, Brain Strouman,???
>KWAB of the Year
Tony Khan
>Biggest Botch (aka The Sin Cara Award)
Top Dolla
>The First Annual C.Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievment in the Field of KWAB aka The Lifetime KWAB Achievement award
Sunny

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Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 11:17:00 No.8365371 Report

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>>8363821
Tony is still KWABOTY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 11:21:33 No.8365378 Report

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>>8363838
He’s going to get booed out of the city

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 16:56:48 No.8366486 Report

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>>8364475
Too much, we need to condense it simple digestible categories.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 18:20:31 No.8366999 Report

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>>8363821
>Most Humiliating Moment of the Year (aka the CM Punk award)
Tony Khan sitting there as Phil buries his company.
>Biggest Anti-Draw despite being pushed to the moon (aka the Roman Reigns Award).
Roman has learned to cut one promo and is now on Taker's schedule as everything goes down. He barely wrestles and even when he does it doesn't mean anything. STILL, Daniel Garcia is far worse than Roman. Garcia is my win.
>Biggest Faggot on Social Media
Like many said, FTR Bald is a complete idiot.
>Biggest Botch (aka The Sin Cara Award)
Slop Dolla's flip over the rope still makes me laugh.
>The First Annual C.Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of KWAB aka The Lifetime KWAB Achievement award
This is odd because last year we agreed that the KWAB award should be named after HHH in general. if we're having an achievement as well, it should probably go to HHH or Nash.
>KWAB of the Year (Poster)
I want to say Sashaschizo, but Nash acknowledging the Summer of 1992 and Wolfie's meltdown was amazing.
>THE UN-KWABOTY
I gotta give it to Hunter. After 20 long years, it seemed like last year cut everything he worked for short. But, like a phoenix rising in ashes, he came back. Not only did he get his job back, but now he's in charge of creative, gets to bring all his shitters back and LARP as sweet old Papa Haitch. While his ratings are laughably bad and the shows have worn out their luster, nobody thought this man would come back in any way, shape or form. It truly was all about the game.
>KWAB (She/Her)
Naomi. Wherever Sasha goes, she'll be fine. But this chick left thinking anyone would care. LMFAOOO
>KWAB of the Year (Paul Levesque/ Kevin Nash) Award
The Granddaddy of them all. The favorites include two rival promoters, a wrestler who returned after a failed MMA stint, three retards who lost in a fight to said wrestler, the awards namesake lost his son and used him for advertising, but in the end, losing your old company is retarded. Vince.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 20:22:49 No.8367799 Report

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>>8363821
>Most Humiliating Moment of the Year
Tony being Punked by Punk
>Biggest Anti-Draw despite being pushed to the moon
Hangman page
>Biggest Faggot on Social Media
Punk or Page ... tough choice but I'll go with Punk
>KWAB of the Year
Tony
>Biggest Botch
Hangtard Page concussing himself
>The First Annual C.Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of KWAB
Punk probably, he just crashes and burns at everything he does

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 20:33:22 No.8367878 Report

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>>8363821
>Most Humiliating Moment of the Year (aka the CM Punk award)
/pw/ jobbing to Sashaschizo by not following his instructions properly in order to fight him
>Biggest Anti-Draw despite being pushed to the moon (aka the Roman Reigns Award). Nominees: Baron Corbin, Daniel Garcia, Damien Priest, Roman Reigns, Omos
The KWABOTY Awards
>Biggest Faggot on Social Media
The twitter screencap poster
>KWAB of the Year
/pw/
>Biggest Botch (aka The Sin Cara Award)
That guy who got worked by that MLW samoan dude and accidentally doxed himself here
>The First Annual C.Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievment in the Field of KWAB aka The Lifetime KWAB Achievement award
Kevin Nash

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