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let me just preface this by saying I have nothing against AEW. I barely watch it or modern WWE. I fucking hate console war shitposting, and I think it's the death of this board - a malignant cancer. Now that that's out of the way...
Does anyone else have an insatiable urge to want to harm Tony Khan (in Minecraft)? I don't really have anything against the guy, but whenever I see a picture of him (especially one like this) I get that feeling. And I'm not talking about just punching him in the face or beating the shit out of him. I mean like taking him to one of those trough style sinks, full of water, forcing his head in and drowning him. Imagining how he'd squirm in panic and impotently flail around with his noodle arms as his frail, tiny, childlike body is hopelessly overpowered is tantalizing. His pants would be soaking wet, and it would be uncertain whether it was from the splashing of his pathetic struggle or something else. Seeing the bubbles rise to water's surface, large and frequent and full of vigor at first, but slowly they'd get smaller...fainter...weaker...Eventually there'd be no bubbles left at all. His arms, so animated mere moments prior, would drop, hanging limp and lifeless. His small little body, nothing now but deadweight, would for once be something that could be described as "heavy". After some time, I'd let go. There would be a wet little plop as his body fell, lifeless, to the floor.
